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The Halloween Skits

by spyralout on Oct 19, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Paul soaked in the moment as he took to his makeshift stage to announce the contest. He had been planning this party for months. His annual Halloween parties had become legendary in certain circles in Los Angeles, spoken about in hushed whispers over stiff drinks. Halloween was Paul's favorite holiday because it gave license for typically reserved people to...

Two Christmases

by StangStar06 on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

Hi folks. Those of you who really don't like long stories should probably pass on this one. Remember when we were younger and all of the comicbooks did those double or triple sized Christmas specials? Well that's what this is. My long corny and sometimes whimsical Christmas special. There are times when it will be very serious and other times when it will be...

Love Always Wins Pt. 05 Ch. 19-25

by VetusNoctua on Aug 20, 2018
Romance

Chapter XIX Sunrise was beginning to hint at its forthcoming arrival when I achieved that sleepy twilight zone of awareness. I stretched a leg that was threatening to give me a light cramp and suddenly I was wide awake! Something was in bed with me! I swear that my eyelids literally opened with a bang! Lo and behold, Gwynn was sound asleep next to me in...

Diener: A Novella

by oneiria on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Horror

JOB DESCRIPTIONS Hi there, my name is Igor Stiffpounder, and I'm a diener. No, make that a senior assistant diener. I was promoted last month. In other words, I work with the dead. However, most of my deceased helpmates just lollygag around and are of no help whatsoever. Sometimes I almost feel as though I'm working solo. That's one of the reasons I've go...

Parallels

by Laurie on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Scott Gordon hesitated at the bedroom door. Should he step out into the hall and confront his two teen-age daughters? Or, should he let pass the fact that they were sneaking back into the house at five o'clock in the morning? Their normal curfew was twelve o'clock, but his wife Sandy had talked him into letting them stay out later for the end of school year...

Bionic Stud: When Lance Met Sandra

by Rubirosa on Aug 6, 2018
Erotic Couplings

NOTE: For those of you joining us for the first time, this story is a vignette from Rubirosa's series "C*ck Star." The chronicle focuses upon the private life of a public figure. As the most accomplished porn star of modern times, SAMSON lives out popular male sex fantasies on a daily basis. This story focuses on our hero's youthful exploits as an everyday h...

Welcome to Whoreland

by DickThePimp on Oct 5, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

WE'RE ALL WHORES HERE... The sign as you enter my estate News reporter standing by the entrance to Whoreland... "It's called Whoreland. It's an estate that looks more like a small town. It's 100,000 plus acres up in the Hollywood Hills of hedonistic debauchery gone wild. Anything goes. Only one man rules this palace of perverted pleasure. And his name is...

Bad Cop, Worse Cop

by Voboy on Oct 14, 2017
Mature

I hope this story is totally fictional. It involves some pretty weird themes, but everything mostly turns out okay. Sort of. Mostly. It was fun to write. As always, you can easily enjoy this whether or not you've read any of the rest of my stories. I've posted it here as an entry in Lit's Halloween contest, so please check out all the other entries and v...

Dawn Unleashed

by msnomer68 on Sep 11, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 1 The long hard winter had taken its toll on the city and its inhabitants. The streets were a slushy, wet mess thanks to a sudden spike in the temperature. Rivulets of melted sludge from the snow piles heaped against the curbs dribbled into filth plugged storm drains. Eager for the reprieve from winter's icy siege, dwellers of the magnificent city a...

Sometimes You Gotta Run Away

by GingerM on Sep 15, 2017
NonHuman

This story was written as a gift for a friend, and is used by permission. At the time of this story, Penny & other characters are all 19 or older. It was two am, and the rain was pelting down. It was, in fact, a dark and stormy night, though the sodden figure on the side of the I-5 wouldn't have cared one way or the other about the cliché. There was littl...