(Disclaimer: This is free entertainment/parody for adults only. The author claims no ownership of copyrighted material.) 4,000 years before the death of the wrong Tico,the Republic is on the defensive, facing a seeminglyunstoppable Sith army led by the Dark Lord Malak.In the space above Taris, the Endar Spire, a Republicvessel escorting Jedi Knight Bastila...
This is a parody... It is not real. This is a parody of The King of Queens sitcom... It takes place in 2005... It's about me taking sexual ownership of Carrie Heffernan, played by Leah Remini... Enjoy. Cast: Dick (Me) Carrie (Leah Remini) Kelly (Merrin Dungey) Doug (Kevin James) Spence (Patton Oswald) Danny (Gary Valentine) Arthur (Jerry Still...
Twenty-Six: Leliana He was gone in the morning when she woke, but he'd left a piece of parchment with a note scrawled across it in hasty handwriting: Your route is being handled by another scout for the day. I thought you could use some rest. I hope to see you tonight. She sighed and stretched. She could admit she had been looking forward to waking up toge...
Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Six: Success and Failure When I finally met with Rolan, Anders, and Solona, it was even more difficult to explain everything than I'd expected. The first hurdle was that Rolan and I had never discussed my origin or knowledge. He'd been told by others, of course, but had never had the opportunity to ask me questions. He wanted to k...
Thirty-One: Nathaniel He released her arms with a huff, unable to keep the serious frown on his face. Leliana had a gift -- one of many, he admitted -- for making him laugh, something no one had really been able to do in years. It felt good, even if it was entirely inappropriate in the middle of an intimate...interlude. It wasn't better that he was half-na...
Chapter One Hundred Sixty: Stone Dreams I went back inside rather than watch everyone leave; I was going to miss them, and worry about Anders and Solona, and somehow watching people go was just harder than it should have been. Or maybe it's just my lack of sleep? Alistair caught up to me before I got far, pulling me against his chest and just holding me. I...
Bernadette wobbles up the stairs to Penny's apartment, having gotten a lot of stares on the way. People were just as in awe with her humongous tits as she first was. "Getting used to these melons is going to take a while, they bounce around like they've got a mind of their own" She thought. She arrived on Penny's floor dressed in a yellow dress with a simp...
Sixteen: Leliana When she finally pulled away, panting, Leliana's lips were tender and swollen from kissing, and she buried her face in the crook of his neck as he adjusted his position and wrapped both arms around her again. She was surprisingly comfortable, his strong arms cradling her against his chest and sharing his warmth. She was still cold, not tha...
This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series starring Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb... It's about them spicing up their show with a new segment, Sex Talk... This segment's guest is Nina Hartley... Enjoy *** I was sitting in my girlfriend, Kathie Lee Gifford's dressing room, watching her show, rubbing my cock. She and her co host, Hoda Kotb,...
*****Note: Chapter 152 was not published on this site due to Literotica's publishing rules. I'm sorry, but it wasn't possible to cut it down to the point that it was worth publishing here. There will be likely parts skipped in future chapters, or chapters left out altogether in the next few weeks as well for the same reason. I'm sorry!***** Chapter One Hund...