Beth was a big fan of the TLC show "Say Yes to the Dress". She watched it every Friday without fail. That is why her mouth just about hit the floor when Sophie announced that she had booked an appointment at the prestigious Kleinfeld's Bridal Shop where the show was filmed. Beth wasn't even concerned about the fact that she wasn't the only one that would be...
It had been hot for weeks and there seemed to be no relief in sight as the heat wave entered its third week. People were grumpy and the simplest of tasks became hard work, driving on the roads seemed more hazardous than when it snowed, road rage hitting it's peek as every one left work and headed home in their hot cars. Seth and Caroline sat in front of the...
Elvis's Number One Fan- Or - Steam Cleaned The leading edge of the baby boomers is divided between Elvis fans and Beetle fans. My ex-wife was born in "46" right at the spear point. As a teenager she was Elvis's number one fan. She had seen every one of his "Sing and get the girl." movies. She had counted the pelvic thrusts in each film. I met her in a dri...
Why give a gift that is worn once and forgotten? Give a gift they shall remember forever. Here is a list of ten great books that would make ten great gifts. Happy Holidays! Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen If she is a lover of all things British, time to treat her to one of the lesser known novels by Jane Austen. Pride and Prejudice, Emma and Sense and Sens...
The internet is just a pool of photos with little explaination that make one question, theorize, and fantasize about the backstory to the photograph. Here I'm encouraging authors to find some of their favorites and see what they can do with their minds and a google image search. Enjoy what their perverted minds have come up with and here is a link to the for...
You are Patrick Night, a student of 22 years old. Overall you think of yourself of a okay but pretty boring person. With your skinny build, 1,96 meters height, 138 point IQ, scathing wit, dangerously honest, unusually kind personality this wasn't really true but you never realized this. Today is one of the last days of your holiday so you decided to eat out...
Cassadee Pope had been going through her fan mail for a few hours, looking for a few more letters worthy of devoting one of her "fan surprises" YouTube videos to, when she saw it. This particular letter caught her eye because a picture of the guy who sent it, a slightly overweight but still good-looking guy named Brian, was attached to it. Cassadee was use...
Emma Unfolded the brown cardboard flaps of the moving box and began to fill it with hardcover books. Each book was exactly the same. Revenge of the Starlings, book five of the Nebula Saga, in thick bold futuristic font. Written by award winning erotic author Lucy Lust. Emma smiled at the book cover. Nebula Rain, a leather clad well endowed warrior woman, b...
Hyakkaou Academy The most exclusive and prestigious Academy in all of Japan. Scions from the most noticeable families in the country and ambitious nobodies alike all clamor for spots on the schools roll. But this school is unlike any other in the world. Your grades don't matter. Neither do your clubs or how good you are at sports. All that matters is how goo...
One sunny day I am out for a walk in the park by my house. I come upon this couple that seem to be having an argument. I sit down and listen to them for a few minutes. The girl starts to hit the guy. The guy hits back. I walk up to him and say to him that he should not be hitting ladies and knock him out cold. I then realize that the girl was Mary-Kate Olsen...