Starring the Queen of Big Tittiedom, That Raucous Raiser of the Dormant Wee Wee, Miss Hilda Humper in: "Hilda And The Giant Wee Wee" Written and edited by Victor C. Nathan This absurdly entertaining romp through the Humper universe is the direct sequel to the acclaimed Humper tale, "Like A Virgin". Enjoy. "Boy, that was fucking fun," Hilda said to herself a...
It was a lovely warm Saturday I woke to, anxious to relax from my job, a non-stop frenzy of real estate brokering and making land deals happen. I work hard and enjoy it. At 65, when most are retired or readying for it, I keep going, and the work and pleasure it brings keeps me young. With my curly salt-and-pepper hair and thick but athletic body, I look and...
Jean and I were married when I was 20 and she was 19. Both of us are 5'8", have brown hair and brown eyes and often have been told that we look like brother and sister. We were both shy and inhibited when we married 4 years ago but Jean became more sociable and confident within a year after our marriage. Neither of us had previously had sexual relations with...
I guess it was while watching Silver Linings Playbook that I have grown to fall in love with actress Jennifer Lawrence. Only in her 20's and she was already becoming one of the biggest stars in the world. Seeing her during interviews and doing talk shows made her look relatable to anyone. This young actress has done things that most actresses would have done...
Angela moved in a few doors down from us the summer after I graduated from college. When I first met her she was a little on the chunky side but that soon changed due to her daily morning jog. She was really short, like 5 foot, 5 foot 1 something like that. She had straight, super-blonde hair and surprisingly big tits for her size. When I first saw her I gue...
Jenny boasted of having sex with many men, and of all stealing their clothes. And in some cases, it has left them in a very embarrassing situation! Or in other cases, she would go to her boyfriend's house, steal clothes from the closet. As on the day she discovered that one of the ex-boyfriends she had, he was cheating on her, she did not quarrel or made...
Okay, well now that that's clear. When you have the next opportunity, tear your clothes off. Stare at your horny naked body. Look in the mirror. You're going to start too soon. Grab your titties, squeeze them hard, come on, you know you want to fuck yourself. I don't want you to think about anything except what a compulsive little cunt fucker you are. Lo...
In the span of forty-eight hours Koh had ten orgasms. Nine took place in the privacy of his new bedroom. The uncertainty of his situation was stressful for the young man, and he knew no better stress reducer than to think erotic thoughts and have his right hand tug on his pecker. Jane didn't seem to care whether he whacked or not and, unlike Marlow, she didn...
Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All characters and names are fictional and were made up. ****************** Los Angeles, California The door slammed shut to the gold van, just before the engine fired up with the key slid into the ignition. Today was Thursday, another day for David to hit the streets in his Silver Scre...
"The only difference between you and me is I can't go out and find 20 women to gangbang me, but you could find 20 men to fuck you. And you would if there were no consequences. You're too successful, and have too much to lose, but oh, if you could." Sara turned her head to look at me, and her dark brown eyes had that crazy wide eyed look of wonder that had d...