Arthur's Story I woke up with a banging headache. As usual I made myself promises about drinking less and forcing Merlin to retire from his post as Chief Druid. I then slowly turned my head as I watched Guinevere sit up from the bed. To my surprise she let out a ripping fart. I laughed and pinched my nose. "Christ, Guin, give us some notice so I can open th...
After twenty years of marriage I can't think of a single thing that annoys me about my wife. There is really nothing that bothers me enough to change anything about her. Anything that is except the fact that she snores when she sleeps. She denies it, especially when I tell her how loud she is and the fact that I can't get to sleep if she beats me into bed a...
Part 1 of a short and horny fart fetish erotica. ─────────────────────────── Scarlett felt her stomach bubbling up. She had dissolved 2 pills of the stinky peach slow 'n smooth laxative in a tall glass of warm milk (mind you this is double the recommended dose) and had been taking short swigs of it for the past half hour while lying down on the sofa readin...
That's misleading. It should read: 'how to capture a song'. A song is not something you manufacture, it's something that happens, sort of like a little literary fart, seeping out at the most inopportune time. Your literary fart might bubble up while you're in the bath, or driving to work, or perhaps while waking up in the morning. You'll roll over, open your...
This is the first story I've written since graduating high school over 10 years ago, so I'm sure its full of errors. Constructive feedback is always welcome. This is a work of pure fantasy and in this fantasy world no STD's exist, therefore no condoms are used. That being said, I fully support safe sex. Thanks and I hope you enjoy! Part 1 Shondra Tonight...
Author's Note: Many thanks for the kind remarks on the first installment! Please note that part II contains water sports and some pooping, but no scat. All characters in this story are eighteen years or older and are entirely fictional; any similarities to actual persons are entirely coincidental. Enjoy! *** She feels it deep in her stomach, that unbearabl...
*This story goes after "Mary's Gassy Dorm"* * A couple days later, Mary and Amy decided to have a farting contest. Mary was extremely shy about it, but Amy insisted that it would be fun and something to laugh about. Mary could barely contain her excitement. She had always wanted to hear another girl fart around her, and now her hot blonde roommate was mak...
Sometimes I can't help but wonder, is this all a dream? Is all of this truly happening in my life? How can I NOT when all of these... amazing things, have been happening to me, in one raunchy incident after another. It just all seems so strange... But what is most strange of all; Is how I'm actually starting to ENJOY these... no... CRAVE these things that h...
(This is a new story but one which visits Anne's past, just as 'Dirty Country Girl' did. I hope you enjoy it but please be aware that, in common with my other stories, it includes references to bodily functions. If you're offended by that sort of thing, please give it a miss.) With hurried but nervous purpose, Anne made her way towards King's. She conside...
Part I It's hard to fathom how much we change as we amble onwards through life, but I reckon that's why we have memories. Who knows where we'd be without memories to keep us company as we cruise along the home stretch? It's a thought worth pursuing, but I'm unusually grateful for my mine but have you ever notices how easy it is to hold onto good memories? B...