"There's someone out there for everyone, maybe even me," Artemis Patenaude said to herself, and the six-foot-tall, twenty-something, plump young French Canadian woman walked through the Rideau Shopping Center, smiling at all the happy couples. Men and women, women and women, men and men, folks of all hues, everyone looked happy. Fitting, as this was Valentin...
This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * A modern man returns to his pioneering roots to celebrate Earth Day. "What's all this?" Joan looked at the pile of camping equipment strewn all over the living room carpet, before looking at her husband with horror. "Are we going camping again? Please tell me we're not going camping." With her dark brown e...
Author's Note: This is a fetish story involving gross bodily functions. ***** My name is Emily, and I'm a gross person. There's something bizarre about my digestive system: I produce a pheromone that makes people horny, and whenever I poop or fart I release it into the air. I'm not immune to my own scent, either. I don't release my pheromones carelessly...
"Now, Henry, tell me some more about how your wife finds you inadequate in bed," Rosetta pushed, adjusting her enormous rump in her specially designed leather chair. She was very interested in getting deep into the psyche of this client. A very small man, only about 100 lbs, he was slightly intimidated by the African-American amazon with hips nearly as wide...
I swear she just hired me to make fun of me. I mean, yeah I help with computers around the office but she just seems to delight in making me squirm. "Hey Martin, could you come in here?" Her voice comes in on the intercom. Ugh...what could this be? I walk over to her office and open the door. "Martin, come in. I got a new computer for my office and I'd l...
Oh, man. This is the stuff right there. What I love most in this world. Finally, it's all done just right. That big, uncircumcised black cock is stretching my tight asshole, practically tearing me into. It's making my plump body shake and my voluminous breasts jiggle. And you know what? I'm absolutely loving every minute of it. Why? Simply because there's no...
When William Scott Hamilton was one week old, Randy reached a decision about where his life was going. It dawned on him that it was truly illogical for him to deliberately impregnate Chloe without marrying her. It was especially illogical considering that he could not think of any downsides to marrying her while there was a plethora of upsides. He came to re...
Some things in life simply are so intimate that few of us are comfortable discussing such things; bodily functions in particular. Pussy farts chief among those taboo subjects. I clearly remember the first time I heard the term 'pussy fart.' I was a young exotic dancer, commonly called a stripper, but I prefer the old fashioned term of burlesque performer. Th...
"So, Izzy, you really like my farts?" Nabila Yassin said softly, and the young Yemeni Muslim woman looked at her lover Ismail "Izzy" Machar, as they sat inside the Starbucks located across the Ottawa Main Library on Metcalfe Street. It was a frosty Tuesday morning in mid-November in downtown Ottawa, Ontario, but inside the small, trendy café, things were def...
The Play Is The Thing 1 Cordville Occupational College is known for business, computer, and secretarial classes, a decent sports program, and even a fair automotive department, but not drama. I was one of about twenty students, ironically there were twelve boys and only eight girls in the program. I soon became the second in command, behind Roxy Hart, the 5...