I woke from a rumbling fart and eggy stench from the pillow I had been sleeping on. I looked up and remembered where I was and what had happened. Fabonita had kicked Carol out of our bedroom and made me sniff her gas while she took a nap, and I slept with my head on her bum. Her farts must have put me to sleep as well. It was now dark outside and well into t...
Rules for the phone app: 1 The phone can only change one aspect at a time. 2 Anyone can use the app if they have access to the protagonist's phone. 3 Both mental and physical changes can be applied. 4 Changes can be undone. 5 People may or may not notice the changes, but this is not reality warping. It cannot change the history of the individual that the cha...
*This story goes after "Mary's Gassy Dorm"* * A couple days later, Mary and Amy decided to have a farting contest. Mary was extremely shy about it, but Amy insisted that it would be fun and something to laugh about. Mary could barely contain her excitement. She had always wanted to hear another girl fart around her, and now her hot blonde roommate was mak...
Jacob lives in a two storey rental apartment on Bremming Street. Right beside his house on the left is a smaller but fancy building with just two apartments. In one of those apartments lives a certain girl that he has been lusting after for a very long time. Her name is Nancy. Nancy is an hourglass-shaped ebony girl with a very nasty attitude, which is som...
Chapter 1: Mandatory 'choose your path' chapter The alarm in your phone goes off and you groggily wake up with a long yawn. You actually had a good night's rest, so technically you're all in good health to face the day, though that doesn't mean you're terribly excited about it if it's some boring stuff, like one more school day. Then again, whether it's scho...
The battery of her phone further dropped from five per cent to four per cent. She had been home alone all day. Got bored with the TV, got bored with Netflix and eventually turned on her phone, swiping down her Instagram timeline and then jumping from one profile to the other. It entertained her a bit but it still felt like something was missing. She just cou...
This is a story which I have posted elsewhere but which I hope you might enjoy. All the characters in this story are entirely fictional and the rights to them are vested in the author. Any resemblance to real persons, living or departed, is entirely coincidental. ***** At 35 Anne Sullivan was what one might politely call plain. She wasn't - and never reall...
PFFFFFFTTTTTTT Rick rolled over to shut off his alarm. A novelty alarm he had purchased for 100 pts, which had an actual recording of a fart from Governess Victoria. He wiped his eyes and walked over to the bathroom, thinking about how special today was going to be. For almost a year, he had been saving up points to purchase a night with Veronica Burns, one...
Laura pressed on the sides of her nostrils, hoping, like playdoh, her large peanut shaped nostrils would reform into normal circular or at least bean shaped ones. But it was no such luck as it popped right back into place. She always felt like a hog because of her giant nostrils, the only saving grace was her big, dark rimmed glasses; it made her look like s...
(This is a new story but one which visits Anne's past, just as 'Dirty Country Girl' did. I hope you enjoy it but please be aware that, in common with my other stories, it includes references to bodily functions. If you're offended by that sort of thing, please give it a miss.) With hurried but nervous purpose, Anne made her way towards King's. She conside...