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Left Behind Ch. 01

by Hypoxia on Sep 19, 2017
Mature

Author's note: This fictional romance includes mature, bisexual, and multiracial elements, and coersion. The few sexual acts in this chapter involve conscious live humans of age 18+. For readers' convenience, most non-Anglish language communications are presented in loose Anglish translation. Your feedback is appreciated. If you like this, VOTE, dammit! Your...

Ofelia Ch. 01 Pt. 09-11

by CervanServidor on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

ix. Ofelia took her bikini off and dried herself with a towel before slipping into some panties and sitting at her dresser with her cell-phone to her ear. When Leonard answered he seemed a little worried. "You just got home or what?" "Oh, no, no. We were down at the pool, swimming. We got back here at like, I don't know, six." "You went swimming?" "Yeah....

Ofelia Ch. 01 Pt. 01-03

by CervanServidor on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

i. Ofelia Silva liked to spend a lot of time by the pool at the apartment complex where she lived with her Mom and her brother. There were uncles and aunts who lived close by, and Ofelia had many cousins who liked to come over to visit her and her family. One such cousin was Geraldo, a young man of twenty whom everyone called Aldo, and a younger boy of nine...

Voyager Uncensored Ch. 06

by scatwoman on Sep 26, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

VOYAGER UNCENSORED # 6: "24/Seven", Part II My name is toilet. The girl named Sabine d'Aucourt is no more. This is the story of how I came to be the ultimate human toilet for my Mistress, Seven of Nine... ***** Diary of a toilet Month 1 "My New Identity" ***** Despite Seven's instructions, I found that I could not suddenly give up eating real food and...

By Any Other Name

by Adrian Leverkuhn on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

©2009AdrianLeverkuhn There are some stretches of road that are nothing less than Hell. Some stretches of water, too, for that matter. And mountains. Mountains are rather like life, too, but it's better to get by the rough patches and move on than it is to dwell on the toll they take. Sometimes there's just no way to avoid the rough spots; other times find u...

Across the Galactic Divide

by Myhands316 on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's Notes: Here is my contribution to the whole 2012, end of the world thing. I hope you enjoy this copywrited piece of fiction. If there is enough interest, I might continue this story line. I wrote it in the style of the old time movie shorts like Buck Rodgers, Superman, and such other Saturday Matinee fodder. With luck, this will be posted on either...

Jessica's Change Management Ch. 23

by Cathartico on Dec 2, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

--- Saturday --- What a run of events! This shoulda been a simple workshop for a sales team. However, it had turned into a totally different thingie. Actually, I had never experienced a more strenuous day. Worse than the stress, however, had been running into my fellow college alumni, aka my classmates from hell, 'cause they had found out about my new caree...

Dark Impulse

by Willailla on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

~I will give them paradise and eternal life, then I will deceive them into disobeying me so that I can torment them in the flames of hell forever~ * ONE I didn't press the recorded message button. I knew it would be Victor. I didn't want to hear from him ever again. I threw on a pair of jeans, t-shirt and athletic shoes. Grabbed a pack of cigarettes and s...

Left Behind Ch. 02

by Hypoxia on Sep 19, 2017
Mature

Author's note: This fictional romance includes mature, bisexual, and multiracial elements. Nobody under age 18 engages in sex here. For readers' convenience, most non-Anglish language communications are presented in loose Anglish translation. ********** LEFT BEHIND ch.02 (the calm before the shitstorm) ********** SATURDAY Rosa awoke naked and alone in a...

Hey Pappy

by PTBzzzz on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

The phone rang. When I answered it the child's voice on the other end said "Hey Pappy, you gots company. Can I send her over? "OK, Shrimp. Did she say what she wanted?" "Nope, she just asked for you." "OK. Tell her I live in the little red house about a half mile down the road." Shrimp is my grandson. His Dad is my son Billy. They live in the house where...