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Mary's Gassy Dorm

by Vera42 on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

Mary was getting used to college and living in a dorm. Her roommate Amy was nice enough, but Mary was always too shy to hang out with her. Being shy, Mary usually stayed in her dorm room alone, while Amy went out and about. This gave Mary some free time to enjoy her secret fetish.... Since a young age, Mary loved farting. Mary particularly liked hearing oth...

Who's Your Daddy Bitch

by DickThePimp on Sep 24, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Belching and farting as I wake up, sitting on the side of the damn bed. Another bitch laying beside me. A neighbor's 18 year old daughter. She wants to be a damn stripper at my club, so I fucked her. No reason to... I just wanted to fuck the slut. I grab a beer off the nightstand and down it... Belch again. My damn head is killing me. Too much coke and beer...

Caroline and Ivy

by GooDoughnut on Sep 1, 2017
Fetish

Caroline watched her go, then rolled up her sleeves and started clearing the dishes and piling them into the sink. She straightened slightly and patted her stomach, letting out an enormous belch that sent a few eggs flying to the other side of the room. "Mmmmm...." She licked her lips and brushed a speck of cabbage from her massive breasts. After finishin...

My White Trash Life Motherfucker Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Fucked up fuck parody series alert WARNING : The most offensive and depraved fuck parody series ever written... Read at your own risk... If you're not offended then you're one of my fans motherfucker... I approved this fucking message... Read on motherfuckers... This series replaces the White Trash For Life series... Pussy + Moonshine = Life... FUCK YEA...

Sex Academy For Young Ladies Ch. 04

by Blucher on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The following story has been compiled from the diaries kept by a teacher at the Rotenberg Academy For Young Ladies in Paris. The diaries are now in the National Archives. As explained in the previous stories, the school was founded by Professor Alphonse Rotenberg in 1891 to instruct the daughters of rich and titled families in the finer arts of sex. It was w...

Elene's Fart Facesitting Slaves Ch. 02

by DixitDomina on Jun 9, 2020
Fetish

"Oh, fuck!" Elene gasped. She had just made a left turn on the castle wall but had miscalculated the jump point. She landed in a ditch. Ok. Not her really, but her character, Scarlett Fox. She was playing Temple Run on Dr Patrick's computer on his office desk. Behind his desk on the left is a 7 Ft high book shelve. A three-levels letter tray is on the far...

Helen's Compulsion Ch. 01

by Ubiquitous101 on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

Christina Hale was an oversexed 22-year old woman: long black hair with blue highlights, blue eyes, tight pink tank top, white jeans, black shoes. She had a very casual and uninhibited attitude towards sex that was borderline "nympho", and a severe disrespect for authority. To her, her mother could be such a bitch. They frequently argued about a great many t...

Haitian Creole Erotica

by Samuelx on Aug 18, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"Mwen renmen bel fanm nwa ki gen gwo bonda," Stephen Valour said, and Wendy Stephanie Laposte marveled at how easily the Haitian-born, Boston-raised stud easily switched from the urban English he typically spoke, to almost picture-perfect Haitian Creole. The fact that he'd just told her that he liked big-bottomed dark-skinned females didn't bother her. Wendy...

One Afternoon

by temovic7 on Oct 6, 2020
Fetish

I was sitting in my local coffee shop, sipping on a flat white and trying to finish up a long email. But concentrating on the email was hard. First of all, I knew I had a few days to prepare the response. Secondly, there was 'her'. She was fascinating, and much more interesting than work. Mid-length straight blond hair, expressive large eyes, slim body, and...

Somali Femdom for Biracial Stud

by Samuelx on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"Rahim, what kind of man, Muslim no less, wants his female to fuck him with a strap-on dildo?" Hawa Abdirashid, my beloved fiancée, asked sternly, hands on her hips. I lay on our bed, in our cushy townhouse in the west end of Denver, and looked at the six-foot-tall, curvy, simply gorgeous young Somali-American Muslim woman with whom I'd shared two tumultuous...