After twenty years of marriage I can't think of a single thing that annoys me about my wife. There is really nothing that bothers me enough to change anything about her. Anything that is except the fact that she snores when she sleeps. She denies it, especially when I tell her how loud she is and the fact that I can't get to sleep if she beats me into bed a...
Jake couldn't thank the heavens enough for the fact that his fiancée was driving. About an hour after leaving the diner, he had started feeling an ominous churning in his stomach. At first, he had passed it off as his body digesting the last greasy junk meal they had. Then he thought it maybe indigestion. But no, as the discomfort travelled lower, it was cle...
I awoke to a loud whistling noise. I looked around the room. What was making that- My charm. On the nightstand. It was glowing cherry red, whistling, and burning my bedside table. I could smell smoke. This was not good. My mind went back to when I had first gotten the warding charm. When I was 12, strange things started to happen around the house. Things m...
It has been quite some time since I have posted on this site. In the past my stories have been pure fiction. They involved some unknown woman who engaged in nasty sex acts with me. They revolved around mostly piss sex but also included some anal, facials, threesomes, gay sex and a bit of scat. I admit all of them were complete fiction and were just ideas tha...
Sitting on the toilet inside the women's washroom of the Wal-Mart at Barrhaven, I sighed. That's right, pretty Muslim ladies in Hijab do fart, folks. Sorry if that shocks you. Seriously, I shouldn't have had that burger and those fries at the in-store MacDonald's restaurant. After farting a whole damn lot and basically dropping a deuce, I wiped my ass, pulle...
This is a true story, and no embellishment was needed for this amazing experience. * "Fuck me in the ass". With those five words, my girlfriend at the time invited me into a new world of anal pleasure. I was a naive and innocent young man, and knew almost nothing about anal sex. Kelly was about to change all that. We met at a small neighborhood bar on th...
Christina Hale was an oversexed 22-year old woman: long black hair with blue highlights, blue eyes, tight pink tank top, white jeans, black shoes. She had a very casual and uninhibited attitude towards sex that was borderline "nympho", and a severe disrespect for authority. To her, her mother could be such a bitch. They frequently argued about a great many t...
Felicity Remington was a red-haired, blue-eyed gynecologist of 34. She was also a glasses-wearing, card-carrying lesbian eproctophile. She actually used pussy examinations as an excuse to get close to women's assholes in hopes of getting farts out of them, and maybe sex. Occasionally she was successful at seducing her clients. But her real dream to find a wo...
"Eat your cheese sandwich, babe," Sally Fontaine said cheerfully, and she winked at her partner Hawa Ali as the two of them sat inside Taureau Noir's restaurant, a Haitian joint located in the heart of Quebec City. Hawa Ali smiled and shook her head, then bit into her cheese sandwich. Earlier, at Sally's insistence, she'd eaten some veal-flavored rice and be...
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