Farting Stories

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Depot

by irishblackgirl on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

It's a regular night, nothing new or different, and I'm just getting off the 'Hound' bus. You're in the parking lot unexpectedly, waiting for me. When our eyes meet you incline your head slightly, turn and walk away. I know that you want me to follow you. I do. You lead me to a darkened lonely corner between the depot and the mall next door where you've par...

The Eighty-eighth Key Ch. 09

by Adrian Leverkuhn on Apr 14, 2020
Novels and Novellas

chapter 9 James Parish, MD hardly ever made it to Saigon anymore, not since his little epiphany, anyway. Which came one night a few months after Tet, and not long after Callahan was sent packing. It had been a rough night, with non-stop casualties arriving every fifteen minutes from C-Med's three forward aid stations. They'd been taking sustained fire al...

How to Just Get Kinky-er

by Decayed Angel on Sep 11, 2017
How To

Okay folks, once again in the interest in expanding our sexual horizons for storytelling and hey, maybe a bit of downright nasty fun, we're going to take a look at some various kinks. Please keep in mind that, first of all, I'm not making this stuff up, hell some of this is just too far out there for that to be the case and secondly, I do not necessarily pre...

Ferry Tales

by Krenna Smart on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Sometimes as travel hither and there around the city on my way to this or that my mind wanders. I imagine myself journeying to impossible places on the back of a long, slithery, dust farting, jaw snapping underground dragon. I'm certain the subway is secretly scheming to skewer me on its ever-ready throbbing third rail. The subway is an entity and it plays...

My Girlfriend's Kinky Curse

by mr.z on Mar 3, 2021
Fetish

The nice little New England suburban area looks nice in the spring, all of the trees and bushes are getting back their leaves and the houses all match. That is except for the house coming up ahead which looks old and ratty. You remember how kids would joke about how the old lady who lives there was a real life witch. As your bike rides close to it, your fron...

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Depraved Ep. 01

by DickThePimp on Jan 8, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Fuck Parody Episode 01 : Finding James "Where do we find this fucking guy?" "I have a source that said, check out this bar... so... let's try here." "Whatever... I mean, what's so great about this guy? We're jumping through hoops for this guy... he better be worth it. He's a pervert and an ex con... why in the hell do the higher ups wanna do this? There'...

Annie's Shenanigans Ch. 01-03

by Bluebiscuit167 on Oct 6, 2020
Fetish

Chapter 1 - Asheville The foggy town of Asheville was met with a pleasant sunrise this morning. However, a glance at the opposing horizon revealed a growing mass of dark clouds that looked almost ready to burst. In an hour or two it would eclipse the whole town and greet them with a cold shower. Nevertheless, storefronts slowly opened, citizens poured out o...

Caught at a Peep Show Ch. 03

by Anal Slave on Aug 31, 2017
Fetish

Well it's been three days since my wife and I had been at the peepshow. She has bugged the piss out of me, about her getting a job there. Are sex lives have been great, were constantly fucking and sucking each other. She likes to get on top of me and sit on my hard cock and rock back and forth to fuck her self. While she tells me dirty little stories about...

Sunday Lunch, dear?

by Adrian69702006 on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

As with 'Thursday in Jeans' I wrote this story some time ago and have posted elsewhere online. If you've already seen it, I must crave your indulgence. However if it's new to you I hope very much that you'll enjoy it. Please note, however, that if you're squeamish about bodily functions it may not be for you. * Anne pressed the button to lower her car...

The Homewrecker Ch. 15

by Rimcrim on Dec 10, 2018
Fetish

The meal seemed like it would never end. Carol was amazed just how much food one person could eat. Fabonita downed a whole roast chicken, three filet mignons, a bowl of mashed potatoes, a massive container of beans, and then a dozen extra-cheesy burritos, which she downed with a pot of coffee. "I have to say I'm impressed!" Carol said. "I had no idea you co...