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by hornysally on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Hi, I am a blonde gal with vital stats as 38d, 26, 39. I know, its huge. The reason I know so is, coz I see it in the eyes of those men all around me who keep drooling over my body. I can see a desire in those eyes to ravish me. The way they behave when they see me, the cat calls all tell me that if any of them gets a hand on me I'll be made to prey for merc...

Domingo's Adventures Pt. 01

by DaBigBoy on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

I stepped out of my car and found myself confronted with a chilly breeze. It made the hairs stationed just above my intergluteal cleft stand at attention. The airport was dwarfed by the Hilton which stood, impaling Alice International Airport. "What kinda retarded Engineer dreamt up this place?" I asked myself aloud. Brushing it off I made my way into the...

Emergency Cast Member

by spandexman on Aug 22, 2017
Fetish

The Play Is The Thing 1 Cordville Occupational College is known for business, computer, and secretarial classes, a decent sports program, and even a fair automotive department, but not drama. I was one of about twenty students, ironically there were twelve boys and only eight girls in the program. I soon became the second in command, behind Roxy Hart, the 5...

You've Been Flirting Again Ch. 02

by miserybusiness on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

"Wait a minute," Andi, my closest friend from high school, next to Roy of course, stopped dead in her tracks and gave me the look. She shoved aside a curtain of blonde curls and adjusted her brown cardigan, which almost matched her skin. "He farted?" It pained my heart to nod. Even then, I had the worst look on my face, like I was admitting to sleeping wit...

Senior Citizens

by Tenorhorn on Sep 15, 2017
Group Sex

Fred and Doris were our neighbors. They had been like forever. We'd both had kids who had grown up and moved on. We'd shared cookouts and holidays. We'd supported each other over some rough spots. Now, we were all retired and enjoying a lot more time together. We'd drop in on each other casually and acted more like family than just friends and neighbors. Non...

Mrs. O'Malley's Golden Juices Ch. 09

by milfleglover on Sep 25, 2017
Fetish

Susan watched young Amy kissing Alana and smiled as best she could, what with her mouth locked around one of Alana's wrinkled old tithes. Amy's eyes were closed and she moaned as she thrust her tongue into Alana's mouth, the age difference of 46 years not bothering her in the least. Nor did whom she was making out with - her grandmother, whose own eyes were...

My Little Penis and Me Ch. 02

by mceh501 on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

(((Note: All Characters in the following story are based on real people in my life, however it is not a true story. All the character's names are changed. All of the following characters are over 18. This story is about humiliation and a person with a Napoleon Complex, so to speak. If sph isn't your thing, move on.))) Hi, it's Tim again, I'm still living...

The Perks of Being a Podcaster Pt. 06

by MrMaxLord on Sep 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

All of the following is complete and total fiction. Not a single word of it occurred, nor would it. Perks of Being a Podcaster by MrMaxLord (MF, oral, cons) Chapter 6: Selena Gomez ***** Throughout the years of doing the show, we've had a lot of guests who come back frequently. Obviously Liz and Ashley fall into that category. There are a few others. A...

Chloe's Sex Lessons Ch. 03

by Bodington on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Randy then said: "You know Chloe I have never come so quickly in a girl's mouth than I have now done with you so I have to give you an "A" in this lesson. I am sorry I could not prolong the lesson." "Oh I don't mind" replied Chloe, "after all I got to taste your delicious cum that much faster and that is my reward." "You really do enjoy the taste of my cum...

Escort: Anal Training Day

by Jcarbo on Aug 30, 2017
Anal

I was still sound asleep when my cellphone rang at 11:00 am. It was BJ. "So what time did you get home last night?" He was trying to sound upbeat...dude knew I took a late call for him, and he knew he'd be waking me up. "Well BJ, it wasn't last night; it was 7:30 this morning. The client wanted me to spend the night." He liked hearing that. "So, how much...