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The Screamer Ch. 12

by Liquor69 on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

"Is everyone packed," Gary said as Holly handed him a Rum Runner. "We are heading into the sex capital of the world and I want our people turning heads every place we go. I can't wait to hear the comments on Walking Street." Phil did a double take, "Are we going to go to Walking Street? I've heard about that place. I am told it is wild." "We are taking ove...

Who Shot Father Christmas?

by Spencerfiction on Dec 24, 2017
Humor & Satire

Entered in the Winter Wonderland series WHO SHOT FATHER CHRISTMAS? A FESTIVE FARCE Manny Bertoni was suffering from a heavy head cold and his glowing mercury-red nose was becoming very sore and tender to the touch from his continual wiping with an increasingly wet and rough cotton handkerchief. He hated winter weather with a vengeance, a word which was ent...

The Pursuit of Justice

by jezzaz on Mar 20, 2018
Loving Wives

Hey Folks. I got asked to produce a mystery story for the amazing RandiBlack1958, and when Randi comes knocking, I have learned, you answer the call. She asked for a Mystery, and I took that rather literally. So, I wrote this -- my first noir-ish detective story. Randi also edited it, and complained a lot about the number of dashes I use in my text, among o...

Educating Pam Ch. 10

by Tnewbie on Sep 16, 2017
Fetish

Writers note: This is the tenth and final chapter of my story about Pam whom I first had an affair with back in 2001. This chapter mainly covers events that actually happened in 2009. Sorry about the delay in getting this done but there was a lot that happened that year. There is some bathroom play like all the other chapters and a few other surprises as wel...

In Places on the Run Ch. 05

by Adrian Leverkuhn on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

The Conclusion There remained one more bustle in her hedgerow, one more spring clean for the May Queen. The trip. This trip, our trip, the fabric of our lives ripped apart and rearranged, the storm ravaged journey that had carried Deb to my side once again -- after twenty two years. I wondered, could she still hear the wind blow? Did she know her stairway...

Teddy Visits a Therapist

by Charles Petersunn on Sep 19, 2017
Mature

This story concerns the further adventures of Teddy (who is above the age of 18) attending Templeton College. However, you really don't need to read earlier stories concerning Teddy to follow or enjoy the current study. This story is relatively long, but there are clear breaks (designated by dashes) identifying separate sections that can be read in turn. It...

Forty Fucking Years Pt. 02

by silkkitty on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

part two - One Ringy Dingy... And so it evolved - the weirdly wonderful, flirty long distance friendship between Catt and Tom. In the beginning, he called her because it was easier; sometimes he called from the construction trailer on the job site. He usually called at the end of his work day which was just before her dinner service, so she had a bit of a...

Mulligatawny Soup

by eclare on Sep 18, 2017
Romance

This is a copyrighted original work of fiction. All rights reserved. All characters featured herein are at least eighteen years of age, even if not expressly stated. Any resemblance between actual persons, living or dead is entirely coincidental. Many thanks to editor Tom Graham of Girls_cum_first. He suggested that I extend the story. I did. * My neighb...

A Husband for Valentine's Day

by DOMann1959 on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

Authors note: Although this a sequel to the story "A Wife For Christmas," it is a standalone story and the reader will be able to understand the context without reading the first. This is a Valentine's day contest submission, so please vote. I also look forward to reading your comments. Thank you and I hope you enjoy reading... * Thursday 9 February Lisa...

Adopting Janie

by egmontgrigor2010 on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

CHAPTER 1 Drinking recklessly and becoming too loud, Russell Lawrence was spoiling the tone of the party and the hostess said kindly to Chase Lawrence, "Darling do you think you could ask Russell to moderate his behavior?" "Yes of course Katie." Chase went up to Russell who was sounding off about the inability of CEOs these days to stand up to board chair...