Warning: This story has NO, I say again, NO, sex. It does have KKK wannabe's, the "N" word, a cross burning, and a vicious dog attack. Oh yeah, it's supposed to be funny. == Lamar Barnhill was not impressed. The three young pukes standing just inside the open door to his work shed didn't look good for much, most of all a Klan job. At first, they'd tried...
Lexi had been holding it in all day, waiting for a chance to hit the bathroom. Her waitressing shift was almost over, but it had been a long day. She had a full section of tables all night and only the most difficult customers, so on top of having to take the biggest dump of her life she was majorly losing her patience. There was not a single moment she coul...
My wife Logan and I were on a camping trip with our best friends, Kate and Ashton. *** Kate is a stunning, leggy redhead with a perfect figure and amazing breasts. During the last few years that we've known each other, I've fantasized (plenty!) about her! The four of us are close enough that we're always at each other's houses or on trips together, and we...
My stay in Bucharest was over. Divora had agreed to be my interpreter and assistant as we made our way to Moldova. The agents I had sent there to remote rural areas had come up trumps. Their brief was to recruit farm girls between the ages of eighteen and twenty three for the Club. The chosen girls would be trained to withstand the physical punishment and...
Males are sexually very easily aroused creatures, and the variation from one male to another is minimal. Here are seven tips on how to arouse your male and increase his sexual lust. Lick his asshole: men love having their assholes licked. Make sure you clean his anus very well before you start licking him. While you lick him, you should also refrain from sw...
Stacey wondered how it had come to this. There she was standing in an airport waiting at the busy gate to board a plane to Ibiza with her shorts down around her ankles. She could feel her face getting redder and redder as the giggles from the other passengers got louder and more noticeable. She had been told to wait a full 3 seconds before picking up her sho...
Warning: includes scat Jessica Cunningham was a sweet girl and though she tried to be optimistic she lived a hard life. At age four she'd lost her parents. At twelve she was adopted but a year later she got sick. It was months before she was diagnosed. After a few years she went into remission. Finally she could start high school. She'd kept up with her s...
Ever since Lilly Gilt took over her family fashion company all her employees felt her iron and shallow grip. She embarked on a campaign against anyone who didn't appeal to her physical standards. The day after she took control of the company she immediately fired all the people she considered overweight. She refused to hire anyone over 130 pounds and refused...
So there i was fast asleep in my own dreams. I remember i was having this particular recurring dream where I'm running on a nondescript plane. The background is white, and the ground is white with no discernable boundaries or features that would suggest there is an end to the void. No matter how far I run, I always seem to fall in an invisible pitfall that f...
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is one in a series of stories about Susan O'Malley, a sexy older woman who loves to dominate men and women, young and old, with her golden showers. It contains scenes of extreme female domination and sex, pee-drinking, facesitting, farting, etc) Susan O'Malley wasn't much of a church goer. Never, in fact, did she go to church, save fo...