Chapter 1: It was a compromising position to say the least. Big Mama burst through the door and looking onto my and the waiter’s situation began ranting and raving: “This is a place of business,” She screamed. “I cannot have my head waiter and my delivery girl spending all their time out here fondling each other!” She sighed. “Girl… Pizza! Go!” And with...
My girlfriend, Melody, used to be a total slut. She doesn't sleep-around anymore, have gangbangs with 10 guys at a time, or take one-off jobs starring in seedy amateur pornos on the weekends (see: 3 Holes, 15 Cocks, Young, Tight Holes 3, Bubble-Asses To Die For 1, 2 & 3, Massive Young Tits 17, Teen Babes Hardcore No Holes Barred Fucking 29 & 36, Pussy Angels...
My name is Jeremy Hoosier. I'm 29 and extremely rich. I own a very successful sex toy company and I live in Los Angeles, California. I used to fuck my secretary, Teresa. Recently she decided enough was enough because I have a fiancee. Her name is Monica. A porn star. Teresa has a boyfriend. We (Teresa and I) fell in love but she didn't want to ruin eithe...
"What the hell? What happened to us helping prepare you?" Julie fumed. "It just kind of happened. Brandon knew something was up with me and we got discussing what would happen after the contest ends and one thing led to another," Rachel explained. "And he got you to take the big plug?" Becca asked. "No, not exactly, but he went hard and fast with the anal...
It'd be nice if we were spooning right now. It would be better if neither of us had clothes on. I'd start poking you of course and, on a whim maybe, you reach back and take hold of it. I continue poking, you roll over, and I lean over you and kiss you. We kiss for a good while. I move down and kiss and suck and nibble at your neck, slowly and heavily, then...
Reading "Morning Wood" is recommended but not required. Enjoy! *** Lying in bed and finally able to breathe normally after the incredible fuck this morning, we decide it's time to take that shower we talked about. We drag ourselves out of bed, and make our way to the bathroom. You hit the water to full hot, just how I like it. I feel your hands on my hips,...
Shanta was hustling and busting at the market that she hardly had time to sit down, let alone catch her breath. The canvas tent blocked out the brutal rays of the sun as customers came in droves to her stand. A naked man wearing a wide-brimmed straw hat stepped up to the table with several packets of blueberries in his hands. His long, flaccid penis touche...
Mistress Celine was to be at the studio all day recording new songs for her next album. She usually insisted on me being there with her but today she had plans for the evening and need me to prepare for them during the day. I was to go do some shopping and pick up her favorite champagne and her choice of supper. Supper was to be steak, baked potatoes, and ca...
Although I was failing chemistry, I couldn't help but stare at the broad shoulders that sat in front of me every day in lecture. Is it possible that I can blame my failing test scores entirely on the guy in front of me? While he had a broad back, he was tall and thin. He had light green eyes under his clear framed glasses and they would keep me lost for word...
This is a parody... It is not real. This is a parody of The King of Queens sitcom... It takes place in 2005... It's about me taking sexual ownership of Carrie Heffernan, played by Leah Remini... Enjoy. Cast: Dick (Me) Carrie (Leah Remini) Kelly (Merrin Dungey) Doug (Kevin James) Spence (Patton Oswald) Danny (Gary Valentine) Arthur (Jerry Still...