Note- My wife and I laughed ourselves silly as I outlined the plot to this next chapter of my X rated spoof on Sean Connery's movie. It's a hoot. Featuring Scarlett Johansson and Gemma Arterton as Miss Marple. xxx Paris, 1881. "Can you do the splits, Miss Marple?" "No, I certainly cannot. I do declare this to be the most idiotic idea that Professor Quate...
Note- Inspired by the second Austin Powers movie, 'The Spy Who Shagged Me.' Haley Atwell is Austen, Heather Graham is Felicity and Gia Carides is Robin. Rob Lowe is Number Two. xxx England, 1969. x Austen Prouder was having a smashing time at her fifth dance party in five days and was surrounded by many admirers, male and female. In her purple romper j...
Masturbation toys sold exclusively online make it to the mall. Ah, it's Christmastime, a magical time, and a special time of the year. "Merry Christmas, everyone. Happy holidays. Happy Hanukkah. Happy Kwanzaa." Can you hear the sleigh bells in the distance? Can you smell the snow in the air? It feels like Christmas, doesn't it? Suddenly, I want to break o...
The bookstore was more crowded than usual for a Thursday evening. It appeared that most of the people had already completed their purchases and were simply milling about. Feeling a bit uncomfortable in the crowd, I quickly grabbed a book by one of my favorite writers and then found another written by a woman I had vaguely heard of, but had never read before....
[Author's Note: A bit of a post-modern lark, this one; or maybe not? The feedback is entirely fictitious. In the real world, comments are still welcome and appreciated.] Alexa drained the last dregs of her morning coffee, almost grateful now to be alive, if not perhaps to be awake, and sat down to check her email. She was greeted with the usual barrage of...
Note- Inspired by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The Sherlock Holmes stories are now in the public domain. xxx Emma Watson sighed with relief as she opened the front door of her fashionable apartment overlooking the Thames. She kicked her shoes off and slumped into one of three comfortable armchairs, rubbing her toes in both hands. The wall clock read seven and...
The following story is fiction, written purely for entertainment purposes and not based on any actual event. Please enjoy reading: ***** "Jilnar Jardaly Loves Hot Cum" Hiya, guys! I'm me again, your favorite slutty Arabian News Anchor, Jilnar. You hot studs cannot even imagine how much I love your creamy, hot, fuck-fresh cum. In fact, I'm obsessed wit...
Joclyn Stone is one of the top starlets of the Adult Film Industry today. A beautiful, curvy and clear-eyed blonde woman with the kind of nicely rounded booty that even Black women would envy. She has carved out a niche for herself by working in everything from interracial porn movies to fetish films and MILF-type flicks. Always her amazing sensuality and se...
Playing with taboo requires a lot of trust and hardiness, and a lot of us are turned on by the very thing that we loathe and fear. Many of us are sexually aroused by that which we feel repelled by. Consider the case of Stephen Valentin, a big and tall, burly Black man who is quite outspoken in his criticism of police, racial profiling, and North America’s ch...
This story is written by both Dice Casden and Kristi as part of the D&K Universe. ****** At an ECW taping at the Hammerstine Ballroom located within the Manhattan Center in New York City, Tony Mamaluke is sitting with his tag team partner Little Guido Maritato after their dark match against SmackDown's Paul London and Brian Kendrick. Guido, dressed in his...