Breakfast for two: eggs, coffee, bacon, pancakes, and Tera. Around nine o'clock in the morning, I awoke to the smell of bacon frying. In the summer, the smell of bacon is so distinctive, and very pleasant. I felt very, sticky, sweaty and just all in all physically unclean, which is to be expected from the day and a half of fucking our brains out. So before...
"So which do you want, a boy or a girl?" "Girl. So I could spoil her to death." "I could see you doing that. For me, I think I would want a boy. So if we have a girl, what are you going to do when she's old enough to date?" "I wouldn't mind her dating, I would mind if the guy she dates does the things that I do to you… to her." "What would you do?" "If...
Twilight filled the sky as the day passed to night. Time like a snail dragged the air. Drew Barrymore lay on the bed exhausted from the days filming, ready to fall into a child's sleep. On location, again, in the wilds, away from loved ones. The rewards of making a film way out played the rigorous effort, but today it had been hard. Not only star of the movi...
"And that's how I came to be stuck on your primitive little planet," said Ford, concluding his long-winded, almost certainly fanciful (at least in parts), and probably never-to-be-repeated-OR-paraphrased exposition. Both Arthur and Agnes had manfully (or womanfully) maintained a polite silence throughout the entire narrative, and were loath to ask any questi...
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Authoress's notes: This is the fourth part of the story of Jaina Solo's transformation into Imperial Prostitute SX-51472. To summarize the story so far. . . After Jedi Knight Jaina Solo kills her twin brother, Darth Cadeus, she leaves the Galactic Alliance for the Empire, with her sometimes lover Jag Fel. Jag has just been made High Moff of the Galactic Em...
Authoress's notes: This is the fourth part of the story of Jaina Solo's transformation into Imperial Prostitute SX-51472. To summarize the story so far. . . After Jedi Knight Jaina Solo kills her twin brother, Darth Cadeus, she leaves the Galactic Alliance for the Empire, with her sometimes lover Jag Fel. Jag has just been made High Moff of the Galactic Emp...
Cordelia couldn't believe it. Not only had she been assigned to loser squad for a study group, but Willow expected her to go all the way to the library to pick up their research. Like it wasn't enough that she had to hang out with them, now she had to do menial labor? She didn't know why Buffy or someone couldn't do it. They were always in the library anyway...
9/27/02 Avril's diary- Friday morning Dear diary, Hey! It's my birthday! Yay! Happy Birthday to me! I'm finally 18! But that means I'm no longer a minor so I'm going to have to start to behave myself! It's been a long time since I've been able to find the time to stop and write in here. My dream is finally coming true, I'm able to do what I love and stay tr...
By six o'clock Friday evening, April 17, 1987, Amanda Lewis was once again traveling with Jack Nicholson in his convertible sports coupe up Routes 1 and 101, the Ventura Highway which would eventually become the El Camino Freeway taking them into Santa Barbara. She watched as the evening sun changed position from mostly the left side of the vehicle to more d...