A lot of people in this world are prejudiced. There are White men and White women who hate Black men and Black women. There are Black men and Black women who hate their White counterparts. Straight men and straight women who hate gay people. Yes, many women hate gays. Homophobic women do exist. Homophobia isn't a uniquely male problem. And there are gay peop...
Why does being forced to be the slave of a woman and drink her urine or lick her feet produce such pleasurable emotions within us? What makes fantasizing over being forced to dress as a girl and provide oral sex for a male friend arouse us to the extents it does? I have had these questions for years and I believe I have found several answers. If you too have...
There comes a point in many writers' careers when they reflect on what they pen and why. I am at that point right now as I type this document. Perhaps you, the reader, are there with me. Whether or not, I hope you find lessons in these words. I hope you will understand that the opinions expressed herein are mine and that everything I say is merely a suggesti...
Masturbation toys sold exclusively online make it to the mall. Ah, it's Christmastime, a magical time, and a special time of the year. "Merry Christmas, everyone. Happy holidays. Happy Hanukkah. Happy Kwanzaa." Can you hear the sleigh bells in the distance? Can you smell the snow in the air? It feels like Christmas, doesn't it? Suddenly, I want to break o...
Your name is Jeremy Jones. You are an 18 year old male who was walking home from school when you come across a shining red rock on the ground. You pick it up off the ground and take it home with you. Going up to your bedroom you hold the rock in your hand and look at it while looking up what it might be on your laptop. You start typing away when a random ad...
Celebrity Space Camp I: The Ties That Bynes For the life of me, I cannot remember the last time I went about my day without a nutritious breakfast in my stomach. It seemed sacrilegious—downright criminal perhaps—but on June 19th, 2006, I had very good reason to skip out on the most important meal of the day. By orders of Senior Aeronautical Commandeer Henry...
Tom Caley's international stardom had virtually happened overnight. After a few years of minor talent competitions, the 18 year-old's debut album had girls all over the world fawning over him. Those perfect pretty boy looks and soppy love songs made him a natural heartthrob. His audiences (almost all female) screamed for him. Dozens of burly security men wer...
Call me Bob. Call me Bob The Celebrity Ass-Licker. Yes that’s right. I am a 40 year old white man and I lick the assholes of famous women. Of course you’re thinking that I’m nuts and you’re thinking that if it’s true then I must have a disgusting job. The job would be disgusting if I licked the assholes of ugly female celebrities. But the fact of the m...
The mirrored ball cast kaleidoscopic light over the shocking scene. It was an orgy worthy of the most decadent culture of ancient Rome. The unknown and unwritten agreement amongst the contestants of the smash hit 'Dancing With The Stars' set the stage for this unbelievable lurid party. The agreement was very simple and clear. The winning team would reign s...
1: MARIAH CAREY BLOND HAIR AND A PERFECT smile, Mariah Carey was everything I wanted for my first photo shoot. It was the early days of June, Summer lurked right around the corner. My vision was finally coming true. I had foreseen this day many times in the past, but finally the day I arrived for real. Mariah and I were in a hotel room. Nobody in the world...