This is a good start to Christmas Day I must say. Dinner not started, hair, face and shirt covered in my favourite Chinese delicacy, "Cream of Sahm Yang Boi" and still no present wrapped. I giggled remembering Mike Myers ordering that in Wayne's World. I found myself giggling more as I trailed a silver taste of my young boy's cream to my tongue. Damn. Now I...
I "Drink it" Those more innocent times seem impossibly remote now that they have gone for ever. It astonishes me to reflect that it was actually less than a year ago that a sudden loud knocking heralded the unexpected late-night appearance of a policeman on my doorstep. This is an event that would terrify me if it happened today, but in those days I was st...
'Hey girl, watcha doin?' To this day, I don't know why I answered like I did. 'It's Jess!' 'Pleased to meet you, Jess! I love that show too! You actually look like Jess from that show 'New Girl'!' 'You're kidding me, right dude? I don't look at all like Jess, and that is not even my costume! For your information, I don't look like that actress, and furth...
The orgasm rippled through Jenny's sensuous body as she tried to muffle her moan. As usual, she was masturbating on their living room couch after she and Eric made love. As usual, their lovemaking left her unfulfilled. As usual, she was forced to finger herself until she was satisfied. Tonight she brought herself off twice because Eric was particularly clums...
"I want to do the whole band," came the loud, shameless decree. "Do you have a pass?" asked a dumbfounded roadie. "She doesn't need one, man," a thoroughly amused, jovial technician elbowed. "Let her on the bus." "Thank you," the fair-skinned, black-haired vampiress offered as she stepped onto the bus and into the pages of her ultimate fantasy. The Bassi...
I have to concede that the idea of going into business for ourselves had me in a bit of a panic. I did the math, Patty and I would need not 3 clients each and every day, but 6 at least. All of our savings went into purchasing the spa from the old lady that had run it for years, plus a loan on our house that would take a decade to pay off. The old lady wa...
"There are fairies at the bottom of our garden" At the bottom of our garden, over a low fence, there is a small wood. Long ago it was part of an immense Royal Forest, home, so it was said, to wolves, bears, deer, squirrels, wild boar and many other forest denizens. At the end of the nineteenth century the "Developers" moved in. In the following decades the...
WARNING! CONTAINS SCENES OF A SEXUAL NATURE AGONY AUNT ENQUIRIES Dear Miss Manners, is it considered etiquette for a lady to suck a gentleman's cock on a first date? -Virgin Mouth- Dear Virgin Mouth, in polite circles it is considered a very basic courtesy for the lady to suck the gentleman's cock on a first date. But it is advisable to leave the deep-...
Brad was sitting in the waiting room, re adjusting his clothes and trying to recover from his exhaustive exam, when the glass door swung open and the girl from earlier wearing her green bikini top and tight khaki shorts asked. "All ready?" Brad was eager to finally get to Brooke and quickly hopped up from his resting place. "I sure am." he said enthusiasti...
Jessica adjusted the tops of her stockings in the mirror over the sink. She wasn't used to wearing such sensual lingerie at work, and to be honest she found all that lace between her cheeks a little uncomfortable, but for the first time in a while, she had a date after work. She smoothed down her short but smart grey skirt, and put her stern work face back o...