Being a part-time night shift security guard for an upscale women clothing store has a few perks over working at the local 24 hours Wal-Mart -- you get paid a few dollars more per hour and that you don't have to deal with all the stupid customers, especially the drunk ones. You often spend your shift from 9 pm to 9 am in the security office studying, doing y...
It's your 24th birthday and this year you've decided to throw the most awesome party ever. You send invitations to all the hot women you know (making sure to explicitly exclude their partners) and require that all guests dress as prostitutes. As an extra incentive, you offer a prize for the sluttiest outfit. On the night of the party you can barely contain y...
After three years of marriage, the spark has gone out. It's not that you don't love your wife, or your life. It's just that the combination of work and stress has pretty much destroyed your sex life. The two of you have sex every few months, birthdays, anniversary, valentines day. It's unadventurous but still nice enough. You were a little adventurous when...
With friends like these who need enemies. When one of your friends decides to do something a little different and stabs you in the back. Everything in my relationship was wonderful, my wife and I were getting married for the love we had. It was the first time that we were to be together, before that we hardly touched each other but she insisted that we had t...
Martin reclined in the Freudian couch, staring wistfully at the ceiling. He sighed, "I just don't know any more. I have no energy, I feel unmotivated, apathetic. I keep setting aside time to work but I just stare at it until I get distracted. I don't go out, I haven't been cooking at all. I just eat cereal and microwave dinners and watch reruns of 90s s...
It didn't seem like much at first. I had stepped off the deck and heard the soft sounds of some cd player and looked over. Through the hedge I could see your shape, laying on that towel. I looked away and stopped. Realization kicking in, you were naked. I looked back, gazing now. Yes, you were completely naked. My heart started to pound. What to do now? Wh...
We had been married for about ten years with two lovely daughters when my wife Gay was unfaithful to me for the first and only time (at least I believe it was the only time but after it happens, how do you ever know or trust again). We had gone to dinner and drinks--lots of drinks--with two other couples and planned to continue the party at one of the coupl...
It’s all messed up. During the run for the white house tensions between races in the US have been escalating. Arabs are being profiled, Asians got accused of faking climate change, unarmed black men got shot by police, Mexicans have been called rapists and native Americans protesting in the freezing cold had water cannons used against them. What is this coun...
The train clatters through the English countryside, past nameless farms and villages. You clutch the letter from the school to your chest, in case anybody recognises it. For one bizarre and irrational moment, you imagine yourself on the way to Hogwarts or some other school of juvenile literature. Cautiously, you slide the prospectus for St Mabyn’s out of its...
Jimmy sat patiently on the couch in Nic's office as Nic dialed Victoria again. The first time she didn't pick up. Jimmy tossed another pecan in his mouth and wiped his hands. He and his wife were supposed to be going to dinner with the new couple as soon as Victoria got off work. He glanced back over at Nic and waited. "There you are. What time do you think...