This is my first attempt in the humor rubric. I would love to hear your comments, either at the end of the story or by email. ************* A Blind Date "It's okay, Sally. We'll go out, get drunk, have a good time," Mary Ann said. She was a good friend, consoling me after that SOB boyfriend had dumped me last week. "We're all dressed up and frankly, girl...
"Bashir, where in hell are you? Come here, I think I've been bit," Marlene Thompson shouted as she stumbled out of the warehouse, clutching her wounded knee with one hand while holding her pistol with the other. Wandering the warehouse in search of food wasn't a good idea, but hunger has a way of making people do things they wouldn't otherwise do, even durin...
1 The sun rose and shined its beautiful light upon the campus town of The University of Texas. It was a Saturday, an elegant one at that where the neighbors of the school were walking their dogs, mowing their lawns, tending to their houses, and among others working out in the nice, warm, sun. Among the residence who took advantage of the nice, warm, weat...
The town had been over ran by horny zombies just like the small town one hundred miles away. The zombies were everywhere as she looked down the alley. Shelly reloaded her silenced pistol as she kept looking around for zombies. She crept down the alley towards the convenience store to do a little shopping. She heard a noise and stopped. She spun around as he...
"I'm bo-ored," Bunny said in a singsong tone as she leaned over Leon's shoulder. Leon swatted irritably at her head, but she just ducked back and started skipping around the table, singing, "Bored bored borededy bored, boredy bored bored bored bored..." "Alright, who let the Bunny have sugar?" Kathleen snarked, prompting a round of desultory laughter from t...
(Author's Note: A big thank-you to everyone who read and voted on my first, and only, other story, Sweet Young Stephanie. I got lots of private messages and I am very happy that so many of you enjoyed the story. This is a straight tale, a little different than the other one, but hopefully just as hot. Be warned, it gets pretty steamy. If you like it, please...
Ashlasha, the tree of the grand banquet hall. It is the place where anyone may come to feast within its loving trunk or bathe in the sunlight on the canopy treetops. Young or old, impoverished or affluent, everyone climbs its roots to enjoy meals made from nature's wealth. It's where people come to celebrate, and where I go to work. Today, however, the hall...
Jessica's POV After leaving the werecat's apartment, we went home and changed out of our clothes, putting on something that seemed more fitting for the job. I should have never doubted Ryu for buying that camo gear during his "apocalypse training week". I also should apologize to him for calling him crazy. "Uhmm. I think my tops a little tight." Me and Ry...
Morning came and Kayla had went with her new friend Steph to get some rest. The zombies had went into the wooded areas to hide from the sun and the people. Police were out investigating the attacks and blood stained homes left by Kayla. Kayla had been asleep about two hours when she woke up and found Steph. She ran in and saw the twenty three year old red h...
The worst part was the smell. She hated the fact that she was lying on a table, naked and helpless, her arms chained to the floor at her wrists, spread out so far that her gigantic breasts were forced straight up in the air. She was sickened as the group of zombies, at least twenty by her count, were grabbing her with their slimy, pale-green skin. She was hu...