Schreckschusswaffe? Check. Kabelbinder? Check. Sturmmaske? Check. Du hast deine wichtigsten Utensilien vorbereitet. Mit zitternden Händen schaltest du den PC aus. Das Bild der Dokumente scheint sich in den Desktop hineingebrannt zu haben, dann verschwindet es und lässt dich mit deinem Spiegelbild zurück. Es wird Zeit. Entweder jetzt oder nie, du kannst die g...
*Bang!* The front door slammed shut, rousing me suddenly from my sleep. Rubbing my eyes, I looked over at the alarm clock on my bedside table. It was displaying 1:37 am in dim red digits. I groaned to myself. This was the third time in the last fortnight my roommate Anna had woken me up after midnight. I didn't mind her coming home drunk - god knew it kept h...
You had lived a good life, one that any average person could be proud of. You had a well paying job, a loving family and both kids and grandkids to carry on your legacy. But at the moment, you don't seem to care about your legacy as you find yourself floating in a vast white space, various gray blotches intermixed in the white, giving it all a cloud like app...
Don't miss this modern fable. It's a fictional story, has nothing in common with reality. Please don't suppose anything; I give you only original stories. For local flavor, I used English and London words and phrases. (Example bare means a lot, fag= cigarette.) ***** First chapter For today we have two couples who lived in Chiswick, where rents are high...
Victoria's real secret? It isn't lingerie... Its crime-fighting supermodels! Like its Angels' modeling careers, the Victoria's Secret business is just a cover. Its real purpose? To bring bad guys to justice. The Victoria's Secret Angels are the organization's operatives. All of the Angels, old and new, are trained martial artists, sharpshooters and detective...
So there I was... Sitting at home watching TV. It was all beginning to feel a bit hopeless. As much as I'd have liked a relationship, it just didn't seem to be happening. As I lay there feeling sorry for myself, I began reminiscing about several girls I'd liked, and wished they could've given me a chance. A few months ago, I'd had a short little fling with t...
"If only you spent as much time taking care of yourself as you did studying! Then, you might even have a date for prom...," Marie trailed off as she looked at her own test score. "Haha, you're just upset that she didn't get a D- like you did! Besides, not everyone's daddy buys their daughters luxury shampoo," Lisa came to Jackie's defense...
A couple of years ago, I took my wife and our two youngsters on a camping holiday to France. There we met up with a family who we’d met the year previously on a similar holiday and had booked to be at the same campsite together. The parents were older than my wife and I and had three kids, Rob 11, Emma 13 and Laura who had just turned 18. I had found Laura...
Are you horny? Are you wet? You’re so lucky. I never knew the value of a wet pussy till I started doing porn. It’s days like today, when I was lying on G’s bed, camera rolling and completely dry, that make me feel sorry for myself and for porn consumers everywhere. We wrapped, no orgasm, and I got back on the T to go home. My smeared slut make-up was magni...
The Lord God our perverted creator didn't actually rest on the 7th day, it masturbated. For some reason the church doesn't want you to know that god becomes a horny freak when its got the hormones coursing through its divine body and it decided to create a copy of the universe except for one small change; People were far more stretchy. Unknown to the people...