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You're The Boss

by chris4chat on Feb 6, 2018
Mature

Eighteen year old Tommy was fresh out of High School when he landed his first full-time employment as a clerk/messenger for a distribution company, eager to finally make some real money. The job was low-paying for new employees but according to his friend Steve who got him the interview, there was plenty of room for advancement if he worked hard and kept hi...

Lesbian Empress

by LesbianMuses on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

You know you're a Lesbian Empress: When you realize anytime someone messes with you, it's like Helen of Troy. There's an army of LezBro's crossing oceans to battle for your honor. When your LezBro kicks the A$$ of some jerk-off that won't leave you alone, you starting singing, "Hey now, hey now. My LezBro's back!" You sing this unfazed in the middle of the...

The Dubious Dictionary: Aa-Ad

by MathGirl on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition...

Protection

by Adeline on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

"A little help here? I can't tell which parts of me aren't blue." My hands are, my arms, most of my legs. My face is red and yellow, even to the insides of my ears. I stand in the white light and cover my hands from the bowl of inky food coloring before me, running them up my chest to my throat, rivulets of indigo curling around my breasts. Quiet the way y...

A Lovers Touch

by Fly_On_Wall on Sep 11, 2017
Romance

Steam filled the bathroom as the shower door opened and the water turned off. An arm reached out grabbing a towel off a hook. As her leg slid out of the shower the cotton towel glided across her smooth skin. Her body brushed dry, she stepped out into the steamy room wiping the fog from the mirror. Looking back at her was her blue eyed, under her light brown...

The Adventure of Fizzer

by HeroFizzer on Mar 6, 2018
Humor & Satire

The cat burglar snuck out of the building. All too easy, she thought. This heist had been planned for almost a year, and she now had what she wanted most. The Diamond Dildo! Finally, such precise and sharp edges would satisfy her pussy like no man could. Her ears perked up. Police sirens were going off and making their way towards her. She started running...

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00

by dercius on Sep 26, 2017
Humor & Satire

A fun list of terms and "definitions" in the style of urban dictionary but with regards to my slutty Singaporean tai tai mummy, as an aside to the main storyline. It's organized by alphabet with a word or phrase followed by a casual definition and then for certain words, I've also added an example of use. This is a work in progress and will be updated from t...

Futanari Note Ch. 01

by LargeChungus on Feb 26, 2019
Fetish

(Hey so this is my own version of sexgundam666's futa note, my absolute fav author. He gave me authorization to post this story of mine. I hope you'll all enjoy this story, its one of my first ones. And please bear with me for the first few mins) ***** Damn school sucked. I was sitting in my third lesson of math, consecutively. All I did was stare out th...

On Bulls, Submissives and Men

by deborahsue on Sep 18, 2017
Reviews & Essays

DISCLAIMER: First of all, let me start by stating the obvious; I am not a psychologist, nor a sexuality researcher. I am just a woman who has had various experiences in my life and choose to share them with my readers. So this being said, the reader should take any information provided in these pages as being anecdotal to my experiences and not an exhaustive...

Dictionary Smarts Can Up Ratings

by sr71plt on Sep 16, 2017
How To

A story is meant to be a partnership of shared understanding and appreciation between the author and reader, not an author's "just try to understand what I've written" game (well, for most of us). The dictionary is an aid to writers (and readers) in making this happen, and there is a way to "read" the dictionary to take much of the burden of "what is right a...