Perverts who have found themselves in a bit of a rut ever since Hustler ceased publication of its annual Hot Mennonite Chicks issue got an unexpected bonus this week when the Department of Health and Horny Services released the long-awaited rules and regulations for formally scoring a session of sexual intercourse. The complete rules are available online for...
It was time for me to get out of the city for a while. I'd had enough of city boys, city fumes and city rot. I was in my car with my dog, all four windows were down; I was already 537 miles to anywhere. I was recalling the last conversation I had with Jeff before I left. We had gone out for a beer. After listening to his litany of all things Jeff, he looked...
Fred came home after a long day at the quarry. He through open the door and yelled, "WILMA, I'm HOME." Fred braced himself for Dino's loving attack but nothing happened. No yelping dog, no running paws coming at him, nothing. Fred was confused, then he looked to his right and standing in the doorway to their bedroom was Wilma. Fred dropped his lunchbox and s...
Ladies, I recently wrote a story called What Every Man Wants…and posted it on a website, just sort of for fun, and because I think it is so long overdue. I’ve thought about it for years, I am so tired of male bashing, and I so like men. They are such good creatures if you’d only just realize it. This may come as a surprise to some of you women out there, but...
The 27th of April, 2014. That was the Sunday I first saw her and I thought, wow! My first words to her was "Whadup shawty", and as she turned around to look at me, I noticed her responsive smile that shed a light into my heart. Church was the location, and foreign she didn't seem to be, as she was pretty well known by most, except me! Curiosity hit me, so we...
Between overseas contracts I accepted a month long gig training special ops warriors in the desert of Nevada. We trained Monday-Friday on different aspects of urban warfare and I would teach them the latest techniques used overseas by the bad guys and tell them what to expect. The base is in butt fuck Egypt so we stay in dorms while training, But from lunch...
He knew it would be a shocking surprise. In the last few weeks, he'd made contact with an old high school flame -- the only true love of his life. While they had both gone their separate ways and were each married to other people, neither was very happy with their respective situation. Or so he'd discovered when he called her out of the blue. Within minutes...
Note: This story is actually Chapter two of the "Whores and Pimps" story in the Loving Wives section so please read that one first to get some background on the characters. This story is not really that scary except maybe for the Yankee and Boston jerseys. Enjoy... Randy O'Bannon had just started with Bennett and James when he found the invitation on his de...
Pulling up to my wife's coworkers house my phone beeps alerting me to an incoming text. I'm meeting her tonight for her coworkers Halloween party. All her coworkers will be there many of who I know and than other people I don't. She was coming from work to help set up for the party. I look down at my text and it is from my wife. " I had to run out and get...
This is dedicated to a certain litster who I have a wild crush on..this is for you, babe, you know who you are, my beautiful slut... In an episode of the Flintstones, Fred and Barney get an opportunity to judge a beauty contest sponsored by the Royal Order of Water Buffaloes. The contest is in Frantic City (a/k/a Atlantic City.) They made their plans to con...