Understand Proper English Like What I talk Seventh revision. Includes some suggestions and requests by readers from all over the place. More demented ravings by The Wanderer (with some help from readers and friends). A note and disclaimer by The Wanderer. The original synopsis for this document, it plainly said "English as The Wanderer writes it" if...
Rachel's Rapture, Chapter 2: Although she really couldn't be sure any longer, Rachel thought that it was probably August by now. It might already be September, but she thought that it felt more like August, as it was still awfully hot in this world without air conditioners. She had not seen any signs of a working power grid in several months, and along the...
I fell for Becky the first time I saw her way back in high school. I was a senior and she was a junior that had just transferred in from another part of the state when her family moved here. She was walking with Lucy, a gal I had dated once the year before. Becky was blond, blue eyed, big chested, and cute as hell. She wasn't what most guys would call a hard...
Counseling; Chapter 3, an erotic tale by AchtungNight. Celebs: Evan Rachel Wood, Jodie Foster (lookalike). Codes: FF, oral, romance, voy. Standard disclaimer- This story is a satirical fantasy. It is fictional, even though its plot and characters are based on real events and people. All characters based on real people are fictionalized. All celebrities i...
Diana has a son. A child. She's a mother... And suddenly, it all makes sense. The quick departures after class. Sharing so little information— never about family. Not to mention sex in the backseat of her car. Wow... Just wow... "Dante, honey, will you go set down all the spices we need? The tomato sauce is in the cabinet next to the fridge." When Diana ret...
Not my usual. I set out to write a revenge story, and I hope that you lioke it. ---------------------- There was no two ways about it: I hated Larry Marshall, I despised Larry Marshall, I abominated Larry Marshall. If his legs were on fire, I'd piss on him alright, but it'd be in his face, not where the flames were. If the fire was in danger of going out,...
A young teacher unwittingly goes to a swinger's party and becomes the party. NOTE 1: This is a Halloween contest story. Please vote!!! NOTE 2: A thank you for my passionate and thoughtful editors: Steve B and Estragon. * I moved to a new school this fall and, although I was pretty crazy in college and am rather dynamic in my classroom, I am pretty shy a...
Katie and I have been Steelers fans ever since we were kids. We have always gone to the local sports bars on game days for years. Of course we are dressed in our black and gold team colors as are all the other Steelers fans. When we moved to our new house, it was only natural to find out where the hot spots were for game day. Hammerheads bar and grill had a...
Funny story, true story. I've always wanted to start a story that way, even though it doesn't really apply in this case. I had been going to the local pool to swim lengths for a little while trying to get into better shape as part of a New Year resolution that I was taking seriously for once. Due to some conflicts one particular evening I went to the pool m...
After all of the confusion during the first half of my honeymoon, I guess I should just be grateful that I was still married as Wednesday dawned. With the connivance of my bride's maid of honour, I had booked us into a clothing optional resort for our honeymoon, figuring to relax my wife's rigidity a bit. Upon discovering that clothing was not optional on...