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Louse, M.D.

by Carnevil9 on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Dr. Gregory Louse stood in front of his white board, and gestured with his cane. "We have a new and inexplicable patient-of-the-week, people. What are the symptoms?" he demanded of his assembled team of diagnosticians. "Overactive libido and uncontrollable sexual urges," said Dr. Foreskin, a huge, muscular black man with an enormous bulge in the crotch of h...

A Story For The Guys And Wives

by Rob5373 on Dec 24, 2019
Loving Wives

Readers, Just a short story regarding a sexually frustrated couple. * My name is Kaycee Clark. I'm standing here in front of my mirror admiring my 46 year old body. Not bad for an old broad, I thought, so why has my husband not touched me sexually in almost 8 years? I used to think I was reasonably attractive. I still turned some heads when I was decked o...

Love Thy Neighbor as Thyself

by justincbenedict on Sep 23, 2019
BDSM

The apartment was less of an "efficiency" than a "deficiency." Hamish's uncle had taken one fairly large place and turned one into a nice studio, with a kitchenette. This was rented by Thalis, a nice if a little heavyset dark haired gal who worked at Buttermilk Nursery, provider of plants and garden supplies to the Buttermilk Falls yuppies. Thalis was no r...

Tax Deductible Sex

by estragon on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Won a slave auction to benefit a charity at Mephisto's? OK, but what about a charitable contribution deduction on your income tax? Francine Traline tried it, the IRS denied it, and Francine and her attorney Franklin Moore took them to Tax Court. Here's the decision (I wish; this is a JOKE, son). PURSUANT TO INTERNAL REVENUE CODE SECTION 7463(b), THIS OPINIO...

Britta: The Reverse Psychologist

by terminatrix92 on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

(This story takes place during the 3rd season of the television series Community and includes the characters of Britta Perry and Annie Edison.) * Annie Edison fled the psychology classroom, stepping through its doorway and out into Greendale's halls. The pretty brunette scurried along an empty corridor, carelessly gathered papers cascading loose from betw...

News Release: Spanish Fly Virus

by GeneMajors on Jun 9, 2020
Humor & Satire

News Release: Spanish Fly Virus © 2020, West-Coast Governor's Back-Patting Association, USA History: During the mid-1950s to mid-1960s, a rumor circulated in many US high schools concerning a 'homeopathic' treatment (as these sorts of things are referred to by people who don't like the pharmaceutical industry) of which a single drop (containing terpenoid...

Horner Springs, The Institute Ch. 03

by voluptuary_manque on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"Welcome to Marbled, Dr. Bindre, are you ready to order?" "Hello, Bindi, yes I am. I'll have the family bowl of Caesar salad, the tureen of black beans and the cowboy cut rib eye—and three plates. I've got friends coming along in a few minutes." "Wow, I hope they're hungry. The cowboy rib eye alone weighs three pounds. And can I get you a carafe of the hou...

A Horrible Diagnosis Spawns Adventures Ch. 01

by LadyIlsa on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Part One: Before She Dies After seeing the movie trailer for 'The Bucket List', the girls in the office discussed what they wanted to do before they died. Each had a long list. All except Mary. Today she would complete her list. She hoped. She had already sky dived, snorkeled in Florida, hiked in the Rockies. She had been to Rome, Paris and Cairo. She had...

Learning by Doing It

by SamScribble on Oct 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

'Hi. I'm Susie,' the lady with the pink hair said. 'And I'd like to talk to you about learning styles.' It was towards the end of my last year at secondary school. And I think that 'Susie' was actually Dr Someone-or-other-Someone-or-other, a Senior Lecturer in Educational Psychology (or something like that) at one of the universities. Although I couldn't sw...

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

by 0ra11yfix8ed on Oct 14, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Getting on in years is no fun! Fact is when things start to deteriorate it seems to happen all at once. That's how I found myself at the orthopaedic surgeons office. "Right this way, Mr. Collier. I'm Dr. Colby's assistant. Please step on the scale." "Shoes or no shoes? "You may leave them on." I stepped on the scale and she dutifully recorded my weight....