copyright 2003 Clemstra "I'm an apple pie," she said to us. "You don't look like an apple pie," I point out. "Well I am, I'm just packaged to look like a woman." I look at the others in the kitchen. "Packaging now a days is remarkable," says another. "Okay, well should you go in the oven to bake then," I ask? "Sure, just remove some of the outer packa...
This is a super-nasty fetish fic. Warning for all sorts of nasty shit ahead. Mud, food play, watersports, garbage play, all that good stuff. Don't keep reading if any of those things don't interest you. Its gonna happen regardless. * It had been luck that Elana got this posting. A friend from high school had mentioned that one of her friends saw the postin...
Chapter 13: Shush While still at college I learned man is a product of nature meant to provide diversification to the species, ensuring survival in cases of otherwise mass extinction, and little else outside of killing and destroying. Men, if left to themselves, inevitably sink to the lowest level, becoming a terrible unchecked weed choking the life out of...
**The following is a messy fetish story. It contains mud, muck unwashed-ness and general grossness. So if that's not your thing skip it. If it is, keep going** * Savannah sighed as she got into the airport. It was deep in South America. She was looking to find some jungle ruins, explore go into the wilderness, all on her lonesome. However as she waited lon...
Shuffling down the sidewalk, you past several stores and shops that blended to together to reach you car. "Why is this place so dead." you commented on your city's downtown, switching the bags in your hands for your keys. Not feeling them in your jacket pocket, you that a full stop to check the other. Still not feeling them, you put down your bags...
My wife (Allie) and I (Rory) have been together for a little over three years now, she is quite aware that I'm the kinky, weird one out of the two of us. We are both in our late twenty's with fairly successful careers thus far. Soon after we started dating, through casual talk, she informed me, that in every relationship she was the controlling one. Why she...
Well, I had really done it this time. Thanks to my lactation/impregnation fetish, I had knocked up first my mother-in-law, who gave birth to my son David in January, and if that weren't bad enough, now my 18-year-old sister-in-law was pregnant with not one, not two, not three, but four babies. That's right, thanks to a prescription mix up, I was the father o...
The power of a Dominatrix is not something you should trifle with, that's for damn sure. I'm someone who learned that the hard way, as a cocky young Black man who thought he was invincible and learned some painful lessons to the contrary in the world of BDSM. In case you're wondering who this is, the name is Sylvester Joseph Gerald. I was born in the City of...
Yesterday the weather was absolutely beautiful. In the midwest the weather changes daily and we have learned when it is a great day you have to take advantage of it. So I ditched out of work about an hour early so that me and the wife could play a round of golf. We played a quick 9 holes and decided to stop in the bar for a few drinks and then head home to g...
*************Celebrating Posting the One Millionth Story to Literotica! Whoreray and Hoesannahs!!*************Humor & Satirefunny parody, I swear!mildly amusing cantankery??*************Author's Note to Literotica StaffNow don't say I don't love you guysbut sometimes, just sometimes...you are a pain in the whoohah! Just once in a while. Ah, jeez! I made yo...