by
HughMungus1
on Mar 31, 2020
Humor & Satire
"Being like everybody is the same as being nobody."
ā Rod Serling
"They look like bota bags bursting with wine," I thought, as I squeezed the humongous breasts before me.
Motioning to a pussy smoother than a '70s pick-up line, I made a gesture I felt represented insertion. "Do you mind if Iā?"
The candy-coated cutie spread her legs, granting me access to...
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by
ttiptoes
on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish
"I got you a present. Well, I got myself a present, but I think you're going to like it. I know I am!"
My wife put the box on the table in front of me. I recognized it at once. A high-end "male masturbator", about the size of a soda can. Had she seen me examining these on our last trip to the sex toy shop? She must have done her research; this was one of th...
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by
GeneMajors
on Jun 9, 2020
Humor & Satire
News Release: Spanish Fly Virus
Ā© 2020, West-Coast Governor's Back-Patting Association, USA
History:
During the mid-1950s to mid-1960s, a rumor circulated in many US high schools concerning a 'homeopathic' treatment (as these sorts of things are referred to by people who don't like the pharmaceutical industry) of which a single drop (containing terpenoid...
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by
JosephineC
on Mar 11, 2019
BDSM
As she sits back at her computer, a smile on her face, all she can think of is that... he finally did it! He's been threatening to for so long that she thought it would never happen, that it was just a tease, to keep her daydreaming.
But no... today he showed up unannounced at lunchtime in full uniform and, unexpectedly, did not say a word (except a soft th...
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by
sirius23
on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Despite their built-up desire for each other, so satisfying was their first epic fuck that Ben and Geniya slept right the way through until the early hours of the morning. After they finished that first marathon session, Geniya spent ten minutes of enjoying Ben's weight and fat cock inside of her, then gently rolled to her side so he was spooning her, but wi...
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by
A.W. Root
on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas
When Tom entered the bedroom he found a nude Ashleigh lying on the bed with her arms stretched above her head and her legs spread wide apart. Her eyes were closed as he entered but opened when he sat on the edge of the bed.
"OK, princess, I'll try this idea of yours but you have to take it really slow. Just to get started, how about we watch some of my sexy...
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by
AedanSayla
on Dec 12, 2018
Anal
It was late fall outside. The leaves had mostly fallen and the chill winds of an early winter had already begun to blow. That was all right. We had enough wood stored away for two winters and food on top of that for years to come.
God had been very gracious to us. Hunting had gone well, a garden patch had fared even better and foraging had never been more...
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by
A.W. Root
on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas
At this point, the four friends were grinning broadly, aided by the wine they had consumed. The boys' cocks were getting hard and the girls' panties were getting wet. Sharon suggested a short break while they cleaned up the dinner dishes. A short while later, the dinner table was clean and the cards were retrieved from the closet. Glasses were refilled and t...
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by
Joseki Ko
on Sep 11, 2017
Chain Stories
The Worst Chain Story Ever Ch.10: Doctors Advice
Note to Readers: Please read the title. This is meant to be bad, repetitive and boring in places. If it were not a Chain Story it would be categorized as Humor and Satire. You have been warned. Continue at your own risk.
It was Friday night when John (the Dong) Shaw finally left work. He was really looking f...
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by
nihadeep
on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Read my previous stories to establish the link
As I dropped Niharika home, she described in great detail what had happened after I left, and I was aroused to hear of one more cock being added to the team. Since the episode with Sheetal had also unlocked another experience for me, Niharika now enthusiastically started licking and sucking my dick. And had m...
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