"Her pussy is where?" "Look at these pictures of naked human women I got off the internet on Earth!" "Damn Samsaweel, now that is some strange stuff!" "I suggest we fly our saucer from Uranus to Earth, Kawkabel, and check this out for ourselves." "But we are green, Samsaweel. Those earthlings are either white, black, yellow, or red. I don't see any that...
The Lion's Den is a travelling circus, a carnival with a very adult playlist on an endless tour of a world reeling from a disastrous war that has thrown civilisation back to a new dark age. The Den is currently camped near Austin in what used to be Texas, USA. and Zara, the owner and absolute dictator of the Den, has asked for help from the New Texas Star Ra...
Hi, I intend to follow this up with additional chapters. I did not use an editor, any mistakes are entirely mine. Thanks! ***** Rick walked into the hotel lounge to collect his free pint of beer, compliments of the management. As usual, the manager's reception had pulled in a healthy crowd for the one free drink provided to hotel residents each night. R...
This is the second part of my story, if you haven't read the first I suggest you do. Thanks for your comments; I'd love to hear more of them actually. Sorry about the spelling mistakes in the last part. I've been editing this a little longer than the last one so hopefully it'll be better. Enjoy. "Thank god it's a day off" Garrett said aloud as he rolled...
At the sound of the bell, Leah Olson stormed out of English and flowed into the stream of kids. At 3 pm they turned from budding students into a school of fish, only drawn to the light outside the large double doors. Senioritis pushed Leah out the door and into one of the last bright, warm days, before fall turned the world cold and gray. She beat a path t...
Again like last time, if you have any negative, foul mouthed comments they will be deleted. Any actual constructive criticisms are welcomed. This story does include ass play and is somewhat homosexual in nature. If this is not your thing than do us both a favor and don't read it. I do not have control over you and can't force you to read it. You have been wa...
Dan had never been to this place before. Fox Lake was not really one of his favorite places to play. But this bar was interesting enough. Situated right on the lake, Wokini's was typical of lake bars the country over. Darkened windows, bright neon lights flashing 'Budweiser,' 'Lite' and 'Southern Comfort.' The smell of stale beer and fried food permeated the...
I'm an old fart, 58 crippled up and broken to the point that I'm physically a waste of good air but my mind is still 25. I can't have kids, I can't achieve an erection on my own and when I squeeze the button to get it up manually it's a joke. Yes, I have a penile implant. The doctors all said it would be as close to real as possible but they lied. Maybe 4...
I think The Kingston Trio said it first. But then Frank Sinatra said it more eloquently. It was Frank who moved it from the major key to the minor key. Brilliant. 'When I was twenty one, it was a very good year. A very good year for city girls who lived up the stairs.' And, yes, not only did the city girls live up the stairs, but - as Frank observed - the...
This is a Valentine's Day contest story. Please vote. * A loving husband buys his beautiful wife yellow roses every year for Valentine's Day. I gave my wife, Helen, flowers lots of times but I only gave her roses on Valentine's Day, a tradition we started from our first Valentine's Day together. Our wedding anniversary, roses signified that Valentine's Da...