My Blackberry was busting with texts from my buds in the DNC and RNC. I had made fast friends by humiliating the top Fox News fox and the hottest MSNBC intern at each political convention. I also kept getting texts from the two women, each calling me a variation of asshole in several languages. I took it all for what it was worth. I like to fuck strange wom...
Leonard got into his car, his clothes were packed in the trunk and he had a full tank of gas. He pulled away and looked back in the rearview mirror at the apartment complex he lived in for the past fifteen years, over twelve of them with Penny as his neighbor, lover, wife and tormentor. He headed north and as he reached the Pasadena city limits, he stopped...
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This story is part of an ongoing series. The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman's biography. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions...
Rachel Maddow, the tall skinny brunette stood on the set at Fox and Guests. She looked like a fish out of water being at Fox, seeing she's from MSNBC. She flashed a nervous smile and begins; "Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Rachel Maddow, most of you watching, no it isn't a liberal takeover of Fox, I'm here because they contacted me and asked me if I was int...
Part Seven: The Coming Storm Chapter Twenty YAVARA I blasted through the roof the chieftain's hut. I didn't stop for their exclamations, nor to see their faces of wonder before I scorched through the sky. Prestira's dying thoughts were echoing in my mind. They took her, she said, they took Elena! Stay with me! It's too late. It's all my fault; I did...
This story is part of an ongoing series. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not cond...
Note: If you don't like flowery prose, similes, metaphors, gentle sex, and a dribbling of dry English humour then this, Earth Day 2010 competition entry, is not for you. If, however, you are willing to join me in a flight of fancy then I hope you enjoy the trip. * The Fox and the Deer: part 1 Ralph Tailor is a man who enjoys life, and ever the more so wh...
Enter Chapter Three, in which a thief, a brainwashed nymph, and a hypnotist walk into a clearing and see a naked girl. This chapter's pretty light on the erotica, by the way. You've been warned. ~~~~ ~~~~ Night was falling in the Greatest, Darkest Forest, and Mier was running out of time. The red-haired woman sprinted to a nearby rosebush in bloom. She pe...
This is a parody... This is not real *** Kiran was kicked back in her very sweet, leather desk chair, smoking a cigar, thinking about how great she is. She had recently took over a new, news channel and had instituted one very big change. She has experience in news TV, from Fox News to CNN and she has realized that sex, whether news or not, sells. She made...