"You two kid's seem to be a little tense today." observed Klaus the German goldfish, leaning back against the curve of his little round fish bowl. "It's getting close to your twentieth anniversary Stan. I would think you two would be happier and ready to celebrate, but here you are bickering." Francine Smith swung around quickly, sticking her index finger...
Francine Smith's skin glistened in the harsh light of the office as she gripped the oaken desk with her manicured hands, panting and sweating. She was perched upon a pair of four inch tall black platform heels, wearing only a matching black garter belt and stockings. The sexy, tall heels lifted her rounded ass and highlighted her strong thighs. Her long...
This is a parody story. No characters represent any real person, alive or deceased. All characters are over the age of 18, including cartoon characters who have failed several years of school. ********************* Hardplay Presents: An American Mom Tale The Falcon and The Beaver At seven PM, thirty eight year old mother of two Francine Smith strol...
In this story you will choose a member of the Smith family and embark on adventures exploring sexual situations. Also I assume people writing in here have at least watched some American Dad so any references will be appreciated. This is the world of American Dad but through a hyper sexualized lens where the Smiths are all intense sexual deviants. The charact...
This is a parody story, no characters represent any real person, alive or deceased. All characters are over the age of 18, including cartoon characters who have failed several years of school. ***** Francine Smith's cell phone began its rhythmic combination of vibrations and rings. Looking at the screen before answering, she saw it was her sorority sister...
Author's note. This ends the story of How Kitten Met Teddybear. To those that voted for the Clitorides Awards, thank you. 2013 Winner, Best BDSM Story - Chapter 31—Postcards Interlude: 25th Anniversary Cindy: Mom can be oblivious at times. She completely forgot that it is traditional for the groom to toss one of his wife's garters. The problem was not t...
It was late afternoon as Francine Smith arrived home from her Saturday morning Pennsylvania porn store visit. The day's activities had left her feeling relaxed and confident. She had felt enough self-admiration and assurance that she left the top buttons of her pink dress undone to reveal much more cleavage than normal. The sun was still bright and the tem...
Having left Afghanistan in the cloak of darkness, an unmarked CIA Lear jet approached company headquarters in Virginia early Monday morning. Arriving home a full week early following his successful mission, Stan Smith was literally shaking at the thought of seeing his wife Francine now that they had entered a breathtakingly exciting new phase of their rela...
*Author's Note: Any persons engaging in any sexual acts are at least eighteen years of age. * She dragged the razor carefully along her skin and remembered how it all began. Chapter 1 She stared at the eviction notice with horror. Lacey Smith had called the landlord, had explained that Derek had stolen all of the money out of the checking account but as...
With her husband Stan having been out of town on assignment for more than a week after their Couples Neuro Relaxation Therapy session, and with more than a week of being left to her own devices, Francine Smith was primed and ready for an anything goes night out. "You know what you kids should do?" asked Roger the alien as Francine and Stan sat watching TV...