The only day Renée broke her routine she had a friend, for the first time he'd seen since he'd learned of her. Her companion was a boyish thing, about Renée's age but a couple of inches shorter. They both carried towels and wore only water-wear—the girl's a white string two-piece, her friend's a red leotard with a blue diagonal stripe. The Filthy Hermit saw...
I was sitting in the university library, typing a paper about the Canadian constitution and its fallacies when it comes to the rights of visible minorities when I saw...her. A tall and curvy, nice-bodied ( meaning pleasantly plump with big tits and a nice big butt ) but butter-faced blonde-haired white chick. Wearing a dour expression, she strutted in my gen...
If you're Black and male in North America you cast a giant shadow over everything and everyone around you, whether you're short like Kevin Hart, strong like Mike Tyson or tower over everyone else like Shaquille O'Neal. How you see yourself and how the world sees you are two completely different things. Sad but true. Take me for example. My name is Omar Saint...
The call it "falling" in love, because, it happens by accident and it can make you hurt all over. I met Tricia in the most unusual way. My cousin Dave was 3 years my senior, but, he was a world away from me. He had that magic charm that makes him popular with guys and girls wherever he goes. He had no trouble meeting and bedding all the girls he wanted....
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PARODY HOMEY... IT IS NOT REAL... BUT ITS FUCKING HOT This is my homage to one of my favorite movies... Friday... This is like the white trash cousin version of it... It's sleazy, kinky, filthy and oh yeah, it's freaky as shit... Blaze a blunt or pop open a case of Bud... Or both... Get ready to get freaky... Enjoy CAST: Dick (Me)...
Omar Elmi has always had an affinity for the Ottawa Public Library. When his parents, Ali and Muno Elmi moved to the City of Ottawa, Ontario, from their homeland of Puntland, Somalia, they lived within walking distance of the Ottawa Library branch near Elmvale, in the east end. Come to think of it, Omar used to hang out there all the time with his cronies....
Meet Miss Yan, a young Asian woman living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. A recent graduate of the University of Ottawa's accounting program, Miss Yan is struggling somewhat in her personal and professional life. When one first meets Miss Yan, one is inclined to think of her as soft and sweet, an easygoing if somewhat nerdy person. Well, Miss Yan is feisty w...
This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
I've been seeing my current girlfriend now for about eight months. I'm sure she could tell you exactly how long its been to the day but that's just how most girls are. Let me tell you about her before I get into the events that unfolded this past weekend. Her name is Regina and she is 23 years old. She has dark hair down past her shoulders. Dark eyes. She...
*** Transgender-themed stories which I hope will be of interest to those who like women, or would like to be a woman. Which includes me! *** Freaky isn't the word for it. I mean, weird. Totally weird. Ultra-weird. Whatever. Basically totally mind bogglingly weird, oh so freaky. I even hesitate to tell you about it. Well, I know, you're just not going to...