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Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 05

by FreddieTheCamel on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

Shirley took a deep breath and tapped on the door of Gladys's office. She hoped no one was in, but an answering bellow told her otherwise. Shirley went in and quietly closed the door behind her. In size and layout, this office was a mirror image of Devlin's, with one wall of windows looking out of the building. But instead of sexy posters were charts and gr...

Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 04

by FreddieTheCamel on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Gladys Dribbel sat back in her chair and looked out through the windows of her office. Despite her weight, the chair did not creak as she leaned back—the amount of money it cost, it damn well shouldn't. Her navy blue suit and crocodile leather shoes also breathed money. But she was worth it. Without her, Devlin would have gone bankrupt or been arrested years...

Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 01

by FreddieTheCamel on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

On the edge of the L.A. suburb Hollywood was a sprawling set of buildings surrounded by a concrete wall topped with barbed wire. Apart from the neon sign that said 'Shooting Star Studios,' it looked like a bunch of warehouses in a prisoner-of-war camp. However, enter one of those buildings and you would be transported to another place and time—the interior o...

Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 03

by FreddieTheCamel on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

There was a conference room in the office building where every week Devlin would meet with his senior staff, the so-called Three Merry Wenches. That was the theory. In practice, Devlin hated meetings and, as a consequence, the furniture was as cheap as he could get away with—a plywood conference table in three sections and the kind of mass-produced chairs yo...

Lola Lickett - Queen of Porn: Ch. 02

by FreddieTheCamel on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

Devlin Carter knew how to talk. When he was a skinny door-to-door household products salesman, people would buy toilet cleaner they never used just to shut him up. A random suitcase filled with dildos and X-rated VHS videos crossed his path and, after selling the lot in one day, Devlin knew that his future lay in the sex industry. Years later the VHS video h...

The Girls of Club Aphrodite Ch. 01

by FreddieTheCamel on Apr 22, 2020
Reviews & Essays

'So, is this your first time?' she said. I was naked, lying on my front on a giant bed in a private room. The girl who called herself Fatima had also stripped off and was massaging my back and shoulders. I was fifty-two; she was maybe twenty-five. 'This shouldn't be happening,' I thought. But with my head on my arms, I could see the naked Fatima taking car...

The Girls of Club Aphrodite Ch. 02

by FreddieTheCamel on Apr 22, 2020
Reviews & Essays

Fatima Club Aphrodite called itself a 'gentlemen's club'. It was open from eleven in the morning to eleven at night, and there was no need to make an appointment. You showed up at the blacked-out front door, pressed the buzzer and waited a few uncomfortable seconds for it to open. Once inside, you were greeted by the hostess, a woman in her fifties, who to...

The Girls of Club Aphrodite Ch. 04

by FreddieTheCamel on May 12, 2020
Erotic Couplings

I made a deal to treat myself to sex every two months, but a week after the fuck with Sabrina, I was checking the Club Aphrodite website daily. I wanted to get an idea of her schedule. I suppose I could have booked her, but my experience with Fatima discouraged me. Booking a girl had set up huge expectations which I reckoned was part of the reason it ended u...

The Girls of Club Aphrodite Ch. 03

by FreddieTheCamel on May 12, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Sabrina Someone once said that the difference between paid sex and unpaid sex is that unpaid sex works out more expensive. That might even be true: if I were to spend a week adding up what my ex-wife cost me and divided it by the number of fucks, I'd probably spend the following week banging my head against a wall. Still, two hours with Fatima had cost almo...

The Girls of Club Aphrodite Ch. 05

by FreddieTheCamel on Jun 1, 2020
Erotic Couplings

After I came inside Lydia, she gave me a moment to recover, then asked me to hold still while she reached down to take hold of my cock, the condom intact. I carefully pulled out and lay on my back as she removed the condom and cleaned me up. She seemed unmoved, back to her previous flat-voiced self, handing me tissues and changing the bedding with nurse-like...