This isn't really any great work of literature, but it's deliberately written in a very crude, rude style. ***** The Cock & Ass tavern was undeniably the most popular pub in the valley. Everyone for miles around, old and young, would gather there every night to unwind from a tiring day in good company. Well, not exactly everyone. This pub was really only f...
My Korean hottie should have been an actress, as she was gonna pretend to be a date-rape victim. I'd finished my curry-and-rice thing, and already paid, just nursing a soft drink, when Boh came in. She ordered a plain rice-and-something, and another cola drink, and then got up to use the bathroom. I got up, pulling the hood of my nondescript sweatshirt over...
I know it will hard to believe, but this is actually baised on a true story told to me by the very guidance counselor who busted the party. I knew her personally and it was told in confidence. It happened at the University of Central Arkansas in the late 80's I believe. The names have been changed, not to protect the innocent, but because she never told me....
I drove on the way back home. Sitting next to me, in the front seat, Jessica went on and on about what a great time she had. "Oh honey, thank you so much for sharing me with Rick and Bill. I loved Bill's big dick and Rick's enormous fuck stick. But most of all I love you and your fabulous cock. I had the greatest time of my life. All those big throbbing bo...
Your name is David. You are a disgustingly skinny moron who has been a huge failure at life. You lost your job, you dropped out of college, and your semi attractive girlfriend broke up with you. Your head is shaved, your armpits stink and you have proven repeatedly throughout your life to have about as much common sense as a monkey. Like all men you have an...
"Shit, my other shoe!" Rachel cursed, as the heel on her shoe broke off. Already one shoe had been ruined as she and her friends walked through the graveyard to where Ross and Monica's Grandmother was being buried, and now she may have turned her ankle as the heel on the second one snapped. "Hey look, guys, you go ahead while Phoebe and I help Rachel back...
We didn't choose this lifestyle. It was forced upon us. Well, perhaps that's not quite true. Maybe best to say that my wife and I were forced to confront who we truly are. My wife is way out of my league. I'm a nerdy, small accountant. About my only good feature is my nice ass. Though even that's a bit too feminine. My wife, Cherry, on the other hand is...
I don't know how others managed before cell phones and the internet. To indulge in masturbation, but I found those to be keys to the kingdom. It was the summer of my eighteenth year when I discovered it and shared it with my best friend, the bare embrace of this newly found world. It started when I turned eighteen and my parents got me my first laptop wit...
"Uhn! Oof!" Sweat poured down Tony's face. He was in a really tight spot and it was going to take all his expertise to pull things out before he totally blew it. "Uhhhn! Uhhhn!" Tasha winced, panting. Her face was shiny with perspiration as well. Tony was really giving her the business! "Oooh! Ahhh! Shoryuken!" Tony's Mortal Kombat character did a...
Jenny woke up excited on the morning of her 18th birthday. The petite blonde had just last week heard back from Cum Guzzlers, the country’s top chain of blowjob bars, asking if she could come in for an interview as soon as she turned 18. Jenny stretched her perfect naked body in bed, her huge firm tits rising high up on her chest as she reached her arms up,...