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I had been dating Brittany for about a year, ever since her divorce had become final, and she had been living with me for about five months. It made sense, because I owned my own house already, and by that time Brit was spending most of her nights with me at my place anyway. Oh, by the way, I'm Jim — I guess formally, my name is James Ericson. For a t...
Imagine signing in to Literotica with a driver's license. It's the reality British citizens face in an effort to protect children from pornography. Since I can't even synch my nudes with the cloud, I have no idea how Britain intends to safeguard the privacy of the millions of users on pornhub. But there are enough articles about why that won't work. Bear w...
CHAPTER 1: DANGLE He pushed through the crowd of traders, his scuffed boots kicking up dust from the arid ground as he passed by market stalls selling strange, alien fruits and scrap parts. The colorful tarps that shielded the merchants from the sun surrounded him on both sides of the street, prefab buildings had been erected to form a rudimentary town whos...
My eyes darted on my screen like they were engaged in a game of tug-of-war. Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, I couldn't reach a decision on whether or not I had the stomach to go through with it. I told myself I did. I zeroed in on the little blue file labeled, "Shoe Box." A superficially non-threatening icon with enough dirt to destroy two reputations, and then s...
I'm working late again tonight. Real late. In fact, I'm working so late that I'm in my little cubical on the east coast on a conference call with the west coast, some vendor who's making some widget for us, and *they're* working late to support this call. That's not how time zones are supposed to go! I tap off mute and say "Are you sure that's right? I thou...
Sally pushed the last box of promotional materials under the counter with a huff before looking back up at the tv on the wall, taking in the sight of the the boutique lingerie store that catered exclusively to the very, very well-endowed. “Its all yours” she reminded herself again, a smile creeping onto the redhead's face as she folded her arms under her own...
Chapter 9 A Heartfelt Admission Frigate Cove 2013 "The procedure went just as we expected, Mister Stuart. The valve is in place and is working properly. We'll want Ms. Urquhart to come in for a final evaluation in three weeks, but I'm confident she's going to be in good health," Dr. Rippon assured him. "That's great news," Cam smiled. "Thank you, and I...