Re-tool your life. Re-tool yourself. Sick of not getting what you should? Sick to fucking hell of all these assholes getting with hot people they really don't deserve? Sick to hell of Liberals and Feminists making impossible to jump through hoops so that only the privileged people get to be happy? Sick of being a goddamned incel? Look we all know that...
This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * Finally free, my life without the telephone, the television, and the Internet is better. In my new daily celebration of Earth Day, not wasting water and electricity, and driving an economical car, I conserve energy and preserve natural resources whenever I can. Other than recycling, which I do, I don't wea...
By the end of my first year at college, I was terribly homesick and dying for a relief from all of the stress. As an English major in the honors program, my workload was tough enough, but on top of that, my girlfriend of 2 years dumped me a few weeks after move in day. We dated in high school and decided to attend the same university to stay-together. What a...
It was 9:00 in the morning and already it was scorching hot outside so I called my girlfriend Rachel to see if she wanted to hang out at her pool today. She lives in a house that overlooks Mission Bay here in San Diego and it's got an amazing pool in the backyard. "What do you mean you're not home?" I asked as I popped a coffee pod into my Starbucks Versimo...
The name is Samuel Xavier. A big and tall, openly bisexual young Black man of Haitian descent who has lived in the city of Brockton, Massachusetts, for a decade. I'm heading to Canada in a few days. I'll stop by Buffalo first to get some things squared away. I'm glad to be leaving the city of Brockton. My once-beloved city has begun to disgust me. The racism...
***Author's Note: I've put this into Group Sex as that is where I felt it fit best, but it does involve anal, girl on girl, and fetish so if these are areas that may bother you, be forewarned. ***Editing thanks to: Annafaye -- Thank-you * It was a Friday and the kids were going to be spending the night at a friend's house. My wife, Linda wanted to have a...
Warning: This is an intended series. The first of many, and where it goes I do not know. As far as I see it will contain bi, gay sex, nudity of under 18 (however everyone who has any sex intercourse will defiantly of legal age), and incest. Any others I can't think of maybe there too. It is of a fantasy time when sexual deceases don't exist. Also I am not of...
Dear Medusa Do you think it's bad for the sphincter to have too much shoved up there? I have been using the dildo on my employer as well as other implements. Mr. Weinberger's hole is getting big enough. My husband wants to corn hole Mr. Weinberger; and I don't want my hubby, Bill, to injure his dick. Mr. Weinberger's hole might be too small, but I don't...
(This is a story based upon sexual metaphors which will only be funny if you look for every little pun and metaphor. But still, it's not that funny.) * * * * * One day Harold White and his buddy, Thin Man, were walking down to the nearest bowling alley. Today, they decided to take a shortcut through the woods. Though the route was actually a longer way, th...
Guy was hunched forward on his couch, lost in the cruel, cruel world of Yarnham. Every muscle in his body tensed as Rom the Vacuous Spider crushed his character with a meteorite for the tenth time that day. "Jesus, babe! That boss just fucked you harder than Buddy's fucking me!" Guy's girlfriend, Judy, was bent over the back of the couch beside him...