How ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm by Joe Young and Sam M. Lewis 1918 How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm After they've seen Paree' How ya gonna keep 'em away from Broadway Jazzin around and paintin' the town How ya gonna keep 'em away from harm, that's a mystery They'll never want to see a rake or plow And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow? How ya...
"Big Tits, Big Dicks and Fantasy Fucking" (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) (o )( o) After the Brubakers had left The Presence had visited again. "You did a great job, Sport! Really proved my point! Thanks, but the bad news is you can't keep that oversized sex stick! Besides, no human woman could handle it!" But don't worry,...
Sisterly Advice Eric toiled in the kitchen, scrubbing the bottom of the kitchen sink for the second time that day to remove some gunk he'd missed earlier. Rinsing and drying followed. The sink needed to shine for Julia's inspection when she returned home from work. Perfection would be demanded. It had been three days since Julia had declared that they were...
"Age is not a barrier…Many a good tune is played on old fiddles" I can still remember the first time I found out what it was to be a man. I guess I was about eighteen at the time and living in a rented room somewhere in the city. My landlady, who I had always referred to as Mrs. McLaren, had been kind enough to take me in at a reasonable rent when she found...
I got home from work at six-thirty. Traffic on the beltway had been particularly egregious this evening, but at least it was Friday. I had a pounding headache from dealing with Maryland drivers and I wanted nothing more than to catch up on shows while snuggling on the couch with Jenna, my partner of almost ten years and wife for a few of them. Except, it see...
If you read this story, please vote. And if you vote, please comment. It gets lonely sitting at a computer, you know. ;-) ***** Sylvia pulled to a stop in the driveway of a comfortably old, but well-maintained farmhouse just as her graduate advisor was coming out the kitchen door. She got out of the car and waved, "Hey, Professor Phillips." "Hey, Sylvia,...
The annual New Year's Eve party that they threw every year was tomorrow tonight. Mostly the same group of people that came to all of the neighborhood parties, but she had made sure to invite her new neighbor. Her husband was dropping the kids off at the in-laws and she had a few hours by herself which was serendipitous as she had just gotten a text from the...
It's a good time to be in Delhi during late February and March. It's the time Delhi witness spring season, lifting the spirits of Delhits. However, Meena was not in best of the moods as she got out of the car and walked to her flat, she had a rather bad day and on top of it, the Delhi traffic was hell. She was now working with HDFC Bank for six months and ha...
So things carried on with Sara, Matt and I whenever my wife was out of town and we were all free. Although for the last six weeks there has been no chance and hardly even sight of each other. I feared the worst, that maybe they were done with me and moved on to someone or something else. But as my wife left for work, out of town on Thursday, I started to get...
Authoress's notes: Please read and enjoy all of my stories, and vote me a five! Also, please leave me feedback, public or via email. * "Good Jeedai," Intendant Lah said as she stroked her crotch, causing the implanter to pulse inside her. Jaina moaned through her gag as she caught her breath from the run. Then she felt Intendant Lah's breath on her ear....