Hello, my name's Adam. We've all thought about joining a dating website at one point or another, right? Well, I'm going to tell you a little story about how I met a kitten that changed my life forever because of a dating site. I know, that sounds weird, doesn't it? Well, I assure you, it's worth listening to. So, there I was one night after a long evening o...
Viv and Harv Robinson's anniversary fell on a Sunday. To celebrate the quarter-century of their legally coupling in the eyes of the state and God, Viv had the bright idea of spicing up their perfunctory conjugal interlude that she knew Harv would engage in only as a token courtesy to her (or else face the silent deep freeze for the next six months). She got...
Dominic raised his head and listened again. He heard the whisper of a scream as he got out of the shower. It tugged at his brain as he got dressed quickly. He went outside and looked in that direction. He smelled Ellen, but he wasn't sure if it was her scream. His ears had been full of water at the time. He caught movement in the corner of his eye. Lord Rous...
Genesis & Exodus The beginning, before Silky I hate big cities. I hate them all. Of all the big cities I hate, I hate Chicago the most. Nowhere else can you freeze between the door and the cab; nowhere else does the L go on forever; nowhere else can eating a lousy meal by yourself take four hours and cost forty bucks. Why I ever thought that moving there...
Derrick is an asshole. He's my best friend but he's also an asshole. We played professional basketball in Barcelona for three seasons together. We won one championship and fucked half of Europe together. I love him like a brother but he's an asshole. When I met Colette she had just finished her law degree at Lycée Condorcet. The first thing I noticed was h...
I got two seats for a baseball game on a Thursday afternoon. These new scheduling rules, where if a team is having to travel a distance for their next series, they will play an early afternoon game the day before to make the traveling a little less stressful. Owning my own business, I am able to get away more often than not and one of my vendors has great...
Raising the Dead, in Spite of the Natural Order: A Cautionary Tale Chapter 3 ***** "Oooh, Iga, come quick, I think I found her!" I exclaim in hushed tones as I pull the tray from the freezer. Iga hurries to my side, and examines the toe tag on the body, "Yeah, says so," she peers around me to get a good look at our prospect, "Something of a looker, too....
Monday 12th Dear Diary... I've never written a diary before. No, wait, that's not true. I think I did once. I seem to remember I filled in about two lines for a couple of days before giving up. I was only 14 at the time, a whole third of my life ago. Looking back, I don't really feel like I've changed that much, though I suppose I must have, because I've...
I would like to rethank mikothebaby for her quick and thorough efforts to fix my prose. I've changed things since I got the version back, so all errors are still my responsibility There is no sex in this portion of the story * I opened my eyes Friday morning and there was a very young Indian girl in my bedroom standing there with a tray. "Mrrph hrrm!" "...
Picture this, if you will. A six-foot-one, lean and athletic ( but curvy where it counts) Arab woman with long Black hair, piercing dark brown eyes and dark bronze skin striding through a crowded mall in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. And she's looking amazing in a White T-shirt and blue jeans that display an ass that Serena Williams herself would envy. Now, u...