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by Tara_Neale on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Nanny's house was a small, two bedrooms, wooden framed one near a cotton mill. She and my great-grandfather had worked at the mill. Back in those days, the companies felt it was best to have workers that lived near the mills. They built what was called mill villages, dozens and hundreds of basic houses near their plants. Then they sold them to the workers, t...

A Block Party

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Howdy, I'm RedMonkeyButt, and hopefully by the end of this article you will not only know what a crawfish is, but how to cook and enjoy them as well. I will not go through the ins and outs of catching the little buggers because not all of you have a good creek running through your backyard. Instead, you will have to hunt through the wilds of the grocery stor...

Holly and Mark Ch. 04

by leto423 on Aug 30, 2017
Erotic Couplings

As evening fell, we knew our picnic had to come to an end. Gathering up the containers and waste, we packed them in the picnic basket, and e walked hand and hand silently back to her car. When we arrived, I said, "Holly, you've really worn me out the last three days. Would you mind taking me back to the hotel? I need some time to recuperate." "I've got so...

P.I. 69 Viking Lads Saga Ch. 01

by Baba8 on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

You, "Number One" in the PI I stepped through the lighted arch way entrance into the Bugs Bunny open air upstairs night club. They kept it well lighted to temporarily blind you as you stepped in. I didn't need to squint to protect my eyesight; I was blind-ass drunk. I picked out a nesting area that didn't have any movement around it. It turned out to be a...

Knobs, Tubes and Halfmoons

by shoeslayer on Sep 17, 2017
Fetish

I was eating a provolone and Italian ham sandwich and drinking coffee around eight in the morning when the phone rang. "Hickeys electric, how can I help you?" "I'm going through fuses like crazy and wondered if you could give me some advice?" "Sure whats your address?" "12 Jefferson street." "Be there in twenty minutes." I was there and when she opened...

50 Shades of Roast Duck

by Arancini_Love on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

What? You've never had duck? Let's make a date, my house, Saturday night, 7 p.m. Wear something casual. I age the duck. Clean it, split it, remove the backbone (which I save for the gravy ... see below), make small gashes in its skin (don't go into the muscle!), salt it down, put it on top of a rack, and let it sit in a cool place about 4 days. Fridge in...

The Manor House Ch. 08

by velvetpie on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

When she awoke an hour later and headed down to dinner, Shandi was amazed to see the number of people that were assembled around the huge table in the living room. There were at least 25 people seated on each side with Rob at one end and Milo at the other. She was also surprised to see that there were a couple of men there as well, one boasting a healing wou...

Derby Line Marriage Ch. 19

by jtuf on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Benjamin watched the next band set up. It was a brass quartet, the fifth group he saw so far that day. He called Patrick to tell him to hurry. "Hi. It's Benjamin. I'm near stage with the brass quartet. They are about to start. Where are you?" "Hey Benjamin. I'm at the hot dog stand. I can see you from here. I'll be with you in a minute," Patrick replied. B...

Deepest Fantasies #02

by FireSiren on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Pick Up or Delivery Mr. Tease. It wasn't the kind of nickname that would inspire sighs from literary review, but Sean needed a nickname for years. He'd called me angel so long that even I couldn't remember where it came from. All I knew was that I loved it. As a child, people had discouraged or forbidden their children to associate with me. That meant my li...

Subliminal Obsessions Ch. 06

by Sissyhalo on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

*Before... I kiss his cheek. "Yeah because the guy's pretty awesome attached to that cock so it makes like all the difference." I use the mirror to clean up my face and do my make-up and there's nothing like putting on lipstick after you sucked a big thick cock and your lips are all sensitive and puffy from all that friction...it gives me good sexy shivers...