Nugget, Elephant and Monkey are in a Pirate Pub. Around them are the ?Pirate Paraphernalia? ? with the crowded bar featuring weary sailors, sketchy looking pirates and wenches. Nugget, Elephant and Monkey are sitting at the bar in a row holding Chocolate Soy Milk containers. An old pirate approaches them, "Aye Mateys...so, you want to be a pirate and d...
(c) GratefulFred Part 1 Working for the FDA wasn't the ideal job I set out to do, but it was a job like any job - it paid the bills. I was assigned to the poultry division and further categorized in the fried foods department. Seemed kind of boring considering that, off the record, we really couldn't go accuse any of those big chains of any wrongdoing and...
This is my submission for the 2019 Winter Holidays contest. Don't forget to vote at the end, it would be much appreciated. Of course, comments and feedback are also very welcome. NOTE: This story is about 5 pages long, and has a slow buildup. If you're just looking for a quick fix, this story might not be for you, but I promise we'll get to the good stuff e...
The next few days were incredibly liberating for Elena. She wore nothing but a smile the whole time. The country air felt so nice, and the hot sun felt wonderful on her naked body as she sat outside in the fields with its tall grass. Danny's help was needed with a house that was being renovated so he and Sofia left in their VW Beetle saying they'd be back...
It's great to be a second-semester senior, especially at my high school. I guess it's great all over, what with the spring weather, the girls ditching their parkas, and grades not meaning a damn thing. But our school is special, as I was reminded this morning. I was walking along behind two teachers grousing to one another as they went to their first classes...
Sharon woke up with a start. She had fallen asleep in her car again. She wiped the sticky drool from her chin. Her neck hurt. She tried to roll it out. Sharon’s neck always hurt after she took naps in her car, a 2001 Saab something or other that used to be her mom’s. It had gotten dark out in the time that Sharon had been sleeping. She tried to remember why...
Turmoil and Respite 4 years ago, in one of Valindar's tiny corners, a small group of individuals had met by chance in a bar and ended up banding together in a bar fight, evaded arrest and defeated an ancient tree monster in the nearby forest. All in the span of 5 and a half hours. Since, the group had gone on several adventures together; looting lost ruins...
I was reading a paperback romance in my comfortable chair beside the bed when the telephone on the small table beside me purred softly. "Cleo? Your next gentleman has arrived and he's currently having a shower. He'll be with you in 5 minutes. His name is Reg." It was the Madam of the Golden Palace, and I thanked her and replaced the receiver. I walked over...
Bobby woke up to find the pretty blonde kneeling over his legs at the end of the bed, with the end of her tongue in the piss-slit of his huge, hard cockhead. She was fucking his cock with the end of her pointy tongue. Bobby had never known a girl with a pointy enough tongue to do this. The sensation was exquisite, and he couldn't hold back a groan. The girl...
The By-the-road Inn Rain... Endless Pouring Rain The late season brought lots of it. Cascades even. It came down as heavy as can be, the thunderous sound of thousands upon thousands of droplets hitting the ground at once again ... and again ... and again once more. The trees surrounding the road hunched under heaven's pressure, each bough and leaf being...