by
Smokey125
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
Bonus story time, lebbis and gents! This gut-tickler of an idea struck me just recently, and was far too much fun to resist. It'll be very different from my normal material. This is my first in the Humor category. Even though I include a bit of humor in most stories, it doesn't dominate the main action. My four non-numbered "bonus" stories to this point (bot...
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by
HughMungus1
on Jan 21, 2020
Humor & Satire
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
― Arthur Schopenhauer
The cactus outside the sex cinema was more twisted than the belief Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump actually care about us. I sat in a bug-baked jalopy, gazing through the greasy windshield at t...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jul 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a parody... This is not real
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Kiran was kicked back in her very sweet, leather desk chair, smoking a cigar, thinking about how great she is. She had recently took over a new, news channel and had instituted one very big change. She has experience in news TV, from Fox News to CNN and she has realized that sex, whether news or not, sells. She made...
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by
SassyAnonymous
on Oct 6, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Dedicated to my roleplay partner and a wonderful human being, Sarah.
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You sighed as you finally dropped down on the bed after a long and grueling day at work. Waking up at 5 am was taking its toll on you. There was little you could do now but unwind before you started all over again tomorrow. Hurray,
You picked up your laptop and checked to see if...
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by
SilverCatEyes
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
After work one day Brandon, Chuck, Quinton, and myself were talking in the parking lot sharing stories of sex gone wrong. Everyone agrees that they should be shared and perhaps warp the readers as bad as it did them. But, since I wasn't there, I can't really stretch them into full blown stories. Just pass along what I "lucky" enough to hear. I swear to you e...
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by
lilactwist
on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish
It actually was my high school reunion. I don't know how I agreed to come here, but I did. Nearly 30 years, man we're all older. I had to be on the coast for business, those high school friends I'm still in touch with from the Northwest, upstate New York, Michigan, and midtown all agreed we should go to this one.
We had a fairly good time during the cockta...
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by
Mr James
on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish
It all began one New Year's Eve. I was home from University and Alice, a friend of my father's asked me to baby-sit for her while she worked. I had not made plans because I was, not unusually, broke and most of my university friends lived at the other end of the country. Her daughter was still in school and although she was sensible, Alice said she would fee...
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by
Sexyframez
on Sep 11, 2017
Erotic Couplings
*** You have to read the other stories, so you'll know what led to this. You'll find Chapter 01 on EROTIC COUPLINGS. Chapter 02 on GROUP SEX. All comments and request are welcome. ENJOY ***
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Sophie was out of breath by the time she burst into Steven's office on the top floor of the old, creaky building. Her pulse was racing and her face was still fl...
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by
BAD BOY BILL
on Jul 14, 2020
Interracial Love
On a warm Friday afternoon, Jake "Action Jackson" Baxter stalked like a tiger pacing his cage.
Jake was ready to sell a new car to every customer who walked through the showroom door; positive they would leave with a set of keys and a stiff monthly payment and a smile on their face.
Jake was the top dog at Costa Mesa BMW. He knew it, the owner knew it, an...
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by
Fairbro
on Oct 19, 2020
NonHuman
"Any other ideas," Edi asked again.
Clara, the host of tomorrow's Halloween party, had come up with the theme 'out of context'. Edi was trying to get some suggestions from her since it was her crazy theme. She usually created her own costumes that got rave reviews but, it'd been a shit show of a year, and she had nothing yet.
"Nightmare Before Christmas is...
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