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Your sammich maker; my fuck-pig!

by Wank_Gough on Jul 14, 2020
Fetish

Wank Gough, aka 'The Goughster' here, with some guidelines to help all you WASPs (White Ango-Saxon protestants) out there fulfil your cuckold status. Now, as I'm all about the love, here's a little warning: tetchy WASPs who don't think they're natural and willing cuckolds might want to stop reading here, as you're likely to not be able to cope with ideas w...

Allie Atkins: Cuckquean & Fuck-Pig

by Cute_Little_Muffin on Apr 14, 2020
BDSM

Maddison had asked me if I could help her son with some college work and as soon as I dropped in she stood up from where she was sat at the kitchen table with her son and patted the vacant seat. 'There you go, Allie. It's so kind of you to help Jack with his college work! I don't know the first thing about sciency things! They're so geeky and boring, so it'...

Why I Am Da Man, Ya Cucky Bitch Ya

by Wank_Gough on Oct 5, 2020
Loving Wives

Your darling sammich maker's late for her pig training, so I look her up in my phone. I don't know what pet name you have for your darling wife, but I have her in my phone as 'Gammon Wallet'. Me: 'WTF?' She has sixty seconds to answer, period. No excuses, no exceptions. And she's signed up to it. It's a respect thing; no matter what the little slag wagon's...

Goughster Explains: 'Your Wedding'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

The Goughster here, teaching y'all to wake up and smell the spunk! "Oh, hallelujah, all our Christmas's have come at once! Thank you, great sage!" Just what the fuck, little fella! You calling me an 'erb? Let me tell ya, little fella, I'm not an aromatic plant whose greyish-green leaves are used as a culinary herb, native to southern Europe and the Medit...

Goughster Explains: 'Misogyny'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

Wassup, little fella? Real men like me still fucking you wife? You don't need to answer, little fella; it's obvious what you are, and why it happens, even it ain't happened yet! "What do you mean, Wank?" Jeez, little fella! Haven't you been paying attention; if you went and got married; you made yourself a potential cuckold... we already covered this!...

Goughster Explains: 'WASPs & Signs'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

A lot of fuckers these days put a lot of store in words, books, anything where a bunch of letters are shoved together and think it's pretty darn profound. "Oh, Hi Wank, we've missed your eloquence, charm and wonderful insights!" No problem, little fella; it's what I'm here for. Now shut up and pay attention. Thing is, whilst these people with bookcases ar...

Goughster Explains: 'Loving Wives'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

Hi, the name's Gough... Wank Gough! Not as in 'van go', which does sound a bit wanky come to think of it, but as in 'wank off'. I like to think it has resonances of wanking as an art form like how my name-sake Vinny's painting 'Starry night' immortalises my purple nozzled yoghurt spinner cumming like a fountain! What I'm trying to get across is the majest...

Auntie Mabel Ch. 14

by drsnip on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Auntie Mabel Fourteen Lady Godiva. The morning dawned bright and clear, the sun shone merrily down through the window and gently brushed Mabel's eyelids to wake her. She could hear the little birds twittering happily in the warm sunshine. 'Oh Fuck it, Fuck, Fuck, Fucking Sun why don't you piss off, and let it Fucking rain,' she swore to herself. It was a...

Auntie Mabel Ch. 10

by drsnip on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Book Ten. A Family Affair. Luckily it had been arranged for Jane to spend the night with Mabel, because after their session they both fell asleep for a while. When Jane woke, her face was stuck to Mabel's breast. The cum on her face, combined with the cum all over Mabel's naked body had dried. She had to carefully peel herself from Mabel's skin. Mabe...

A New Slut Visits Pt. 02

by dirty_geezer on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

NOTE: This part continues a series where a willing sub slut has signed a contract to be used over a weekend by her master and anyone who he wishes. He has set-up a series of scenes in an old abandoned dirty hospital. Please read part one for this to make sense! * - - - * The door slammed shut behind her, and the clear sound of a bolt being slid across to...