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Goughster Explains: 'Misogyny'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

Wassup, little fella? Real men like me still fucking you wife? You don't need to answer, little fella; it's obvious what you are, and why it happens, even it ain't happened yet! "What do you mean, Wank?" Jeez, little fella! Haven't you been paying attention; if you went and got married; you made yourself a potential cuckold... we already covered this!...

Goughster Explains: 'Your Wedding'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

The Goughster here, teaching y'all to wake up and smell the spunk! "Oh, hallelujah, all our Christmas's have come at once! Thank you, great sage!" Just what the fuck, little fella! You calling me an 'erb? Let me tell ya, little fella, I'm not an aromatic plant whose greyish-green leaves are used as a culinary herb, native to southern Europe and the Medit...

Your sammich maker; my fuck-pig!

by Wank_Gough on Jul 14, 2020
Fetish

Wank Gough, aka 'The Goughster' here, with some guidelines to help all you WASPs (White Ango-Saxon protestants) out there fulfil your cuckold status. Now, as I'm all about the love, here's a little warning: tetchy WASPs who don't think they're natural and willing cuckolds might want to stop reading here, as you're likely to not be able to cope with ideas w...

Goughster Explains: 'Loving Wives'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

Hi, the name's Gough... Wank Gough! Not as in 'van go', which does sound a bit wanky come to think of it, but as in 'wank off'. I like to think it has resonances of wanking as an art form like how my name-sake Vinny's painting 'Starry night' immortalises my purple nozzled yoghurt spinner cumming like a fountain! What I'm trying to get across is the majest...

Goughster Explains: 'WASPs & Signs'

by Wank_Gough on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire

A lot of fuckers these days put a lot of store in words, books, anything where a bunch of letters are shoved together and think it's pretty darn profound. "Oh, Hi Wank, we've missed your eloquence, charm and wonderful insights!" No problem, little fella; it's what I'm here for. Now shut up and pay attention. Thing is, whilst these people with bookcases ar...

The Party the Play

by Penisleeve2020 on Apr 20, 2020
BDSM

The Party & The Play The night was warm, humid, fecund even the very fabric of the old warehouse building lent character to the atmosphere. An underlying scent of bleach was accentuated by the familiar background of the Ganga smoke, poppers and heavy male sex aromas that by 0200 had built up with the exertions of the participants of the party and the play....

Allie Atkins: Cuckquean & Fuck-Pig

by Cute_Little_Muffin on Apr 14, 2020
BDSM

Maddison had asked me if I could help her son with some college work and as soon as I dropped in she stood up from where she was sat at the kitchen table with her son and patted the vacant seat. 'There you go, Allie. It's so kind of you to help Jack with his college work! I don't know the first thing about sciency things! They're so geeky and boring, so it'...

The Party and The Play

by Penisleeve12 on Aug 31, 2017
Group Sex

The night was warm, humid, fecund even the very fabric of the old warehouse building lent character to the atmosphere. An underlying scent of bleach was accentuated by the familiar background of the Ganga smoke, poppers and heavy male sex aromas that by 0200 had built up with the exertions of the participants of the party and the play. Miss Lilo, dressed to...

Joe's Friends

by kinkygirl on Sep 17, 2017
Group Sex

I hadn't been to see my Granddad's friend since I got carried away the last time I saw him. Maybe it was a feeling of guilt about what I had done, or maybe I was just worried in case it happened again. Anyway I thought it was about time I faced him so I decided to call in and see how he was getting on. When I arrived I knocked and waited for him to come to...

Getting Our Friend

by splodger on Aug 31, 2017
Group Sex

Hi honey, just thought I'd call because I was looking at the movie we made the other day and it has made me feel really randy. I've had to masturbate six times with my rabbit while I've been watching it. Colette! You dirty sod. I'd love to have seen that. I can just imagine the state of your pussy as you push that vibrator in and out. God what a turn on! W...