Thanks to everyone who has commented and offered suggestions for corrections and additions. SSW ***** I have been a fan of Literotica for over a decade, most of the time as a contributing writer. I even joined the Volunteer Editor program to share my skills with other authors. Not even getting into the issues with POV, punctuation, plot, character develo...
Cunt Copyright © 2014 Charlie the Wanking Wanker and Kingswoman Written by Charlie the Wanking Wanker, voiced by Kingswoman. A number of fans wrote to me to say how much they enjoy hearing a lady say 'cunt'. Inspired by this, and by my Bus Ride story, Charlie the Wanking Wanker has written this beautiful prose poem on the theme. Imitation is the sincere...
Cast : James (Me) Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory) Ronda (Ronda Rousey) Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory) Spence (The King Of Queens) Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory) And Cameo By : Betty White (Herself) Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
Two men are sitting in a booth in the East side of the Bronx . . . "Jesus fucking Christ Denny so help me God what a fucking thing to open your eyes up too. Yea, so these here eyes of mine open up out of their blind and drunken stupor and there stands the biggest fucking bitch you ever seen. Christ, she was like the back end of a Caddie. She was huge. She...
"So, how long have you been out here? Don't answer, it's okay. I noticed you eye-balling me even before I got into the sauna. Don't worry, I get noticed a lot, especially with what I wore in there...or didn't wear in there. It's okay, you don't need to make an excuse, or pretend you didn't notice. I saw you watching me through the glass, and to tell you the...
JOHN: Penny meet Tom. Tom meet Penny. PENNY: Nice to meet you, Tom. TOM: Yeah. Me too. Pleasure. JOHN: I brought Tom over here to meet you because he needs your assistance, Penny. PENNY: Okay. What KIND of assistance? TOM: Geez, Johnny. This is a bad idea. JOHN: No it isn't, man! Just relax, and let ME handle it, okay? TOM: Fine, but... JOHN: Okay, P...
Author's note: Linda is a leggy blond from Ireland with a strong sex-drive. This story starts at around lunchtime one day. At this time we were both still at university. Linda has been out the previous night on a typical student's binge of drinking and fucking. Despite her very late night and carnal antics, she is already awake and online, with a familiar t...
TERRY'S TITS Terry had asked me over to fix a few things around her house. Her daughter was away for the weekend and her husband was absent as always. After doing a whole bunch of small jobs I took a shower to cleanup before lunch. When I came out of the bathroom after my shower I saw that Terry was sitting at the dining room table in full sun light. She wo...
Class. Math class. So boring. Who would have thought that I'd have to pay fucking $20 grand a year to take shit I hoped I'd never see after high school? No one said, "Hey Susan, when you get into college, you're gonna spend the first two years taking shitty ass math courses and doing trigonometry problems just for shits and giggles. Enjoy university!" Why th...
Why do people like to fuck? Is it the need to feel close to someone? Is it the desire within us for lust? We could ask ourselves a million and one questions on why we like to fuck. But, I think this sums it up a bit. We have a carnal instinct. An animal instinct, if you may. Our bodies were made to fuck. We fit together in many different ways. Thus leading t...