by
secretsxywriter
on Oct 14, 2017
How To
Thanks to everyone who has commented and offered suggestions for corrections and additions.
SSW
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I have been a fan of Literotica for over a decade, most of the time as a contributing writer. I even joined the Volunteer Editor program to share my skills with other authors. Not even getting into the issues with POV, punctuation, plot, character develo...
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by
KingsWoman
on Sep 14, 2017
Text With Audio
Cunt
Copyright © 2014 Charlie the Wanking Wanker and Kingswoman
Written by Charlie the Wanking Wanker, voiced by Kingswoman.
A number of fans wrote to me to say how much they enjoy hearing a lady say 'cunt'. Inspired by this, and by my Bus Ride story, Charlie the Wanking Wanker has written this beautiful prose poem on the theme. Imitation is the sincere...
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by
enfantterrible
on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire
Two men are sitting in a booth in the East side of the Bronx . . .
"Jesus fucking Christ Denny so help me God what a fucking thing to open your eyes up too. Yea, so these here eyes of mine open up out of their blind and drunken stupor and there stands the biggest fucking bitch you ever seen. Christ, she was like the back end of a Caddie. She was huge. She...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 2, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Cast :
James (Me)
Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison)
Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory)
Ronda (Ronda Rousey)
Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory)
Spence (The King Of Queens)
Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory)
And Cameo By :
Betty White (Herself)
Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
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by
Andrew99
on Apr 22, 2025
Blake Lively is walking back from set one night when her life changes. She is just walking down the street thinking about how she is a 36 year old, divorced parent and she starts thinking about how she hasn’t had sex in six years, not even masterbated in six years. She’s horny but has nobody to help her with her sex life, she’s walking through a park when sh...
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by
Arianna Lee
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Why do people like to fuck? Is it the need to feel close to someone? Is it the desire within us for lust? We could ask ourselves a million and one questions on why we like to fuck. But, I think this sums it up a bit. We have a carnal instinct. An animal instinct, if you may. Our bodies were made to fuck. We fit together in many different ways. Thus leading t...
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by
annod454
on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
JOHN: Penny meet Tom. Tom meet Penny.
PENNY: Nice to meet you, Tom.
TOM: Yeah. Me too. Pleasure.
JOHN: I brought Tom over here to meet you because he needs your assistance, Penny.
PENNY: Okay. What KIND of assistance?
TOM: Geez, Johnny. This is a bad idea.
JOHN: No it isn't, man! Just relax, and let ME handle it, okay?
TOM: Fine, but...
JOHN: Okay, P...
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by
TasteMaker
on May 19, 2020
Erotic Couplings
"So, how long have you been out here? Don't answer, it's okay. I noticed you eye-balling me even before I got into the sauna. Don't worry, I get noticed a lot, especially with what I wore in there...or didn't wear in there. It's okay, you don't need to make an excuse, or pretend you didn't notice. I saw you watching me through the glass, and to tell you the...
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by
SexyJennaInk
on Sep 19, 2017
Anal
Class. Math class. So boring. Who would have thought that I'd have to pay fucking $20 grand a year to take shit I hoped I'd never see after high school? No one said, "Hey Susan, when you get into college, you're gonna spend the first two years taking shitty ass math courses and doing trigonometry problems just for shits and giggles. Enjoy university!" Why th...
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by
MeetTheHumpers
on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire
Starring the Queen of Big Tittiedom, That Raucous Raiser of the Dormant Wee Wee, Miss Hilda Humper in: "Hilda And The Giant Wee Wee" Written and edited by Victor C. Nathan This absurdly entertaining romp through the Humper universe is the direct sequel to the acclaimed Humper tale, "Like A Virgin". Enjoy.
"Boy, that was fucking fun," Hilda said to herself a...
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