Starring the Queen of Big Tittiedom, That Raucous Raiser of the Dormant Wee Wee, Miss Hilda Humper in: "Hilda And The Giant Wee Wee" Written and edited by Victor C. Nathan This absurdly entertaining romp through the Humper universe is the direct sequel to the acclaimed Humper tale, "Like A Virgin". Enjoy. "Boy, that was fucking fun," Hilda said to herself a...
I was pissed just thinking about her. "She is such a little fucking bitch. And you know what, Fred?" I asked him incredulously, "She just can't fucking listen to me. No matter what I ask her to do, she does the opposite fucking thing. She only started wanting me to screw her in the ass when she decided she didn't want any kids and I did." Fred lifted his ey...
XXVThe Pursuit of HappinessZoe2047 "Where the fuck am I?" Zoe asked. She raised her head from the down-filled cushion on the leather sofa and looked around her at the posters on the wall that depicted a random selection of teenage obsessions. About her feet was a scattering of discarded beer cans, cigarette papers and glossy magazines. A mirror lay flat on...
The black janitor, Carl, who had been fucking my sister-in-law, Liz, at the high school she worked at, had come up with a great idea to be able to also start fucking Liz' hot friend, Lydia. That Lydia was unknowingly the mom of a cheerleader at the local junior college that Carl, and his young associate, Owen, had been fucking for quite some time, was just i...
A Walk in the Park Copyright © 2014 Charlie the Wanking Wanker and Kingswoman Voiced by Kingswoman, written by Charlie the Wanking Wanker. * * * * * Click Here to listen: .mp3 format or .ogg format. (43 min/mp3) * * * * * Warning: this story is 45 minutes long and pure filth from start to end. mhk555 has made a great offer to illustrate this story....
We was down the Dog and Duck, Big Norman, Harley Charlie, that's the bloke with the 50cc Honda Moped and me and a few other lads drinking Stella and Strongbow like while we waited for a Lib Dem meeting in the back room to finish so we could meet up with Al and play pool. Their meeting dragged on like Lib Dem meetings always do, you know if we don't agree we...
They sat by the canal, sipping beer, watching the world go by, well, not the entire world. There were no old people or children, no religious zealots or women of a certain age, this was Amsterdam, and the street they were in was not a place that any of those people visited, this wasn’t a family playground, but one of a different sort altogether. It was earl...
"Hey watch where you're going!" "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!" said Mickie before staring at the woman she just bumped into and said, "Oh my God, your Lita! I'm like totally a big fan of yours! You used to be so great... what happened?" "Oh ha, ha, ha, you're very funny." said Lita, looking the girl up and down, "Mickie, isn't it?" "That's right,...
On the walk to the house we had obviously continued our quite explicit and sexual chat, and at one point my arse was being openly felt up by all three of them at the same time. Once we were inside Jims lower floor of the house, the action intensified very quickly, and it was time for serious fucking fun! It started with a deep snogging session for me. Jim...
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