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A Slow Day in the Library Ch. 01

by XxSabirahxX on Sep 11, 2017
First Time

A/N: This is just a fantasy of mine. I own all rights to this story. You do not have any right to copy or repost my work. Both parties are consenting adults. Enjoy. Usually I love slow days in libraries. No one is around and my volunteer job turns into an all-you-can-read relaxing environment where I can indulge in panty-wetting romances and enthralling...

Getting Even (Audio Version)

by StellaStories on Sep 18, 2017
Text With Audio

[The author wishes to thank her friend sensualsharon for the added dimension of sound. If you enjoy this recording, please let her know.] * * * * * Click Here to listen. (6 min/mp3) * * * * * "Honey, that young man over there with Sadie—is that the nephew she keeps talking about? "He's cute. I think I'll show him around the place. Kind of give him a gu...

Getting Even

by StellaStories on Sep 18, 2017
Loving Wives

"Honey, that young man over there with Sadie—is that the nephew she keeps talking about? "He's cute. I think I'll show him around the place. Kind of give him a guided tour. "No, you go greet some of the other guests. I'll be fine." You watch as I turn and walk toward the athletic-looking young man in jeans. My short skirt hugs my ass. My hips roll softly,...

Clueless Pt. 01

by secretsubmissive23 on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

Kaylie looked at her Kindle Fire while fiddling with her sucker wrapper. This was the fifth novel in a week but she couldn't seem to put them down. "Hey, Kaylie!" Wyatt Coleman ran up to her from his car parked at the curb. She was waiting for him at the Sunrise Cafe on Burk Avenue in New York City where they had a scheduled coffee date. Looking up at him...

The Book Review

by Jenny_Jackson on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

God's eyes opened to morning sunlight streaming in through the window blinds. God stretched his scrawny body then swung his leg over the edge of the bed to the floor. With a strain God tried to get up but found he could not. He reached for the Geritol on the night stand and took a healthy swig. "Yeah. Iron poor blood. That's my problem," he thought to himse...

The Game Ch. 09

by Sara and Ron on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

A Note to the Reader: Hello again cyber-reader of all things porn and smutty. I am writing to you because it has finally happened. I seem to have lost control of my characters, and they have gone on their own way, as they have threatened to do for awhile now. No one could be more surprised by this turn of events than I am. It seems that Sara and her band...

Slave Ella Ch. 08 - The Doctor

by SlaveMasterDom on Sep 12, 2017
BDSM

We awoke late, in the Queen-sized bed of my bedroom. I looked to my left and right, at the amazing women either side of my; Ella to my left, still sleeping, still cuffed to the wrought iron at the top and bottom of the bed, and Jade to my right, curled up with her arms tucked into her chest. I wondered what dreams they were having. I had a morning hard-on,...

Selene Incident Pt. 01

by SpaceApe69 on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Once again, this is the voice of NASA Public Relations narrating this live video feed..." Adriana squirmed inside her cumbersome pressure suit, imaging the what was happening. "As you can see, the interior space of the Selene Command Module is somewhat limited. The camera view you're watching is from the camera situated between the feet of Mission Commander...

Creamy Island Ch. 02

by AsheramL on Dec 11, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Originally posted on the F3 forums under the handle of "Tiel Tatsumi". Posting here for a more permanent and aggregate location for all my erotic writing. Originally as a way to get me into writing for NaNoWriMo, this is now ten years old to the month. Original inspiration came from futanari hentai doujins. Due to my young age when I wrote this (I was 24 whe...

Embrace the Throwaway

by RoadWarriors on Dec 25, 2019
Humor & Satire

This is not an advertisement. Ilitrit is not a real website. We have no affiliation with this, or any other website. In case you missed it, this is Humor & Satire. -- My wife and I are both users of Ilitrit, the social media website we all know and love. It's like Jeers, where nobody knows your name. She is a "watcher," a voyeur who can see everything bu...