Funnel Piss Stories

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One Eye Open

by Eric_43 on Sep 1, 2017
First Time

I knew it was going to be an insane weekend when Chris started handing out the magic mushrooms even before we were on the Sea To Sky Highway. “Are you fucking crazy?” Jas said. “You want to drive to Whistler stoned on mushrooms?” “Well I thought I’d save the E for later, but if you’d rather do it now…” Chris said, flashing that shit-eating grin of his, as...

Renu the Tormentor Ch. 02

by sajit on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

Renu was looking sexy and alluring which in the current situation was an 'understatement'. "This is perverted", 19-year-old Renu told herself as she crept down the darkened drawing room of her house, moving closer to the soft moans coming from her brother's bedroom. It was almost one o'clock in the morning, and Renu, clad in her flimsy blue nightie had been...

Sold Out

by NancyAllbright on Sep 18, 2017
First Time

Pandora sat in her father's study. Nervously she retied the ribbons around her pig tails and pulled her white socks up to her knees. She was in serious, deep shit and her stomach was knotting so tightly with nerves it was almost cramping. How could she have been so stupid? And why did she have to get caught day of one of the biggest parties of the year, her...

After the Office Party Pt. 01

by ThornTales on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

That time of year again, the works christmas party. Lianne had sworn off them for a few years. The last job she'd had, she'd been at for a long time, and she'd had enough drunken works shindigs to last her forever. Now though, she was older, wiser and altogether more sensible. Although a hell of a lot more of a lightweight, it seemed. She'd been in what s...

Goa Trip Ch. 03

by mayakaran28 on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

(This is a story of our trip to Goa, when the 5 of us went and had a rocking time. Most parts are true, though some parts are exaggerated. I suggest to read previous parts, to get a better story line.) * I got up a few hours later and got ready for the night. I wore a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. I woke the two girls up and asked them to get ready. Maya...

Georgie, the Good Doggy

by krysm on Sep 15, 2017
Fetish

George Thomas Ford was an absolute asshole! He was the retail store owner. He was a round fellow, with white beard. He is often thought of by his employees as the Evil Santa. In fact, he would dress as Santa Claus during the last weekend before Christmas, faking a jovial "Ho, Ho, Ho," and taking little children on his lap, asking, "Have you been naughty or n...

Mona's Story

by LynnGKS on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Author Note: The basic story is true, including the size of Will's equipment and his wife showing it to all the gals at a party in Anchorage, Alaska. Also true is the enjoyment of it by two and probably three of the wives. It happened fourteen years ago. There was no snowstorm that night and there are, of course, some other things that have been added as col...

Physical Examination Pt. 01

by sensual40ukman on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

I open the door to my hotel room. You look every bit the attractive mum, in your long skirt, your light blouse and your flat shoes. Your hair looks clean and your face - a pretty, warm face - has just a touch of make-up. You don't look dressed up. You don't look untidy. You look...well...just like a mum, an attractive mum, going about her daily business. Yo...

Toyboy and His Women Pt. 03

by freeman64 on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

(Toyboy has been introduced to Hotopenlips by Softpetals, and he is waiting to meet the woman who needs sensual, erotic pleasure.) Like a snail, three days slid by in monotonous activities as an aroused Toyboy waited for a reply from the elusive Hotopenlips. Well, wait was the sage and pithy advise given by Softpetals. He went to college as usual and bac...

Swashbuckling Slaves - 01

by velvetpie on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

The smoke from her cigar swirled before her eyes as she followed her first officer into the crowded marketplace in Kingston. It was one of Jamaica's busiest markets and stalls were filled with bananas, coconuts, sugar cane and other native vegetables. Some sold brightly-colored clothing and others sold fine silver jewelry and trinkets. However, none of these...