Funnel Piss Stories

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Master SHANGO Presents PIMP ZEE

by dsoul on Sep 15, 2017
Interracial Love

The downpour had just about turned into a drizzle when Zee drove into her street. He entered their stuccoed driveway and honed his horn as he came to a stop. At that moment the front door opened and out came a young girl and a young lad, both locked in conversation just as Zee got down from his car. The young girl turned from her companion and looked at his...

The Dangers of Thinking

by RemiMarselis on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Is this as awkward for you, as it is for me?" I hope that by shooting the elephant in the room, we'd have a little space to breathe. Horton's internet dating stories never mentioned uncomfortable moments like this. They always started with him being a douche, doing something stupid, and fucking an overweight chick with big knockers. I shoot a glance at Tam...

Tina, Ash, & Toby

by Sweetcharade on Sep 15, 2017
Group Sex

I woke in the arms of my friend and until last night, secret admirer, Ashleigh. Ash is about 5'5 with dark red almost rusty looking hair. She has hazel eyes and the best breasts of anyone I've ever known. I'm sure most of you already know who I am, but for those who don't my name is Tina Jiminez. I've known Ash for a couple of years, and had always half crus...

The Club Ch. 05

by BrettJ on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter Five Hiromi's Shopping Excursion After their gig at the Club, Hiromi felt more alive than ever. She and Grace had rocked out, with some of their bandmates. Men and women alike were hitting on them, Hiromi was tempted by a few of the men, but no one "clicked" with her at that moment. She'd set her cap on getting one man in particular in between her...

Elizabeth: Beginnings of a Sissy

by ElizabethJessica on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

I had a pretty good system going. My 18 year old sister would stay up to watch Sex And The City reruns with me (well she watched, and I smoked weed), and during the first ad breaks, would run downstairs and get changed for bed. During the next ads, I would go to the bathroom, and on my way, raid her hamper for her fresh dirty panties, usually buried under th...

The Cab Ride

by Tonguelasher on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It seemed every cab in the city had passed her by. In fact, some had probably circled around just to really piss her off, she thought to herself. The relentless rain poured down. The water-logged copy of the evening news was a miserable substitute for her umbrella. That had been turned inside out by a gust of wind, like a pair of laundered socks, and she had...

The Assassin Ch. 00

by phoenixsky on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

All characters are over 18 if you don't like hot sex or are not 18, please leave now... Assassin (The Prelude) I talk to you, maybe once or twice a month. We cross paths on ambulance calls more than anything. We are friends, but not best friends. I know I could call you for anything, anytime. You're just a good guy like that. I've known you more than 10 y...

The Paul & Jenny Stories Pt. 15d

by PAUL C on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The Paul & Jenny Stories Pt. 15d: Another June Wedding Part 4 A Paul and Jenny story. (Copyright 2001 by Paul. All rights reserved). All events and characters are fictitious. * * * * * June 1972. Paul. I walked down to the village pub with Steve and Len at seven in the evening. Jenny's warning about only to have a couple and not to get into trouble wh...

Hayley at the Nude Beach

by M_Sirk on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

I woke with the sun shining through my bedroom window and smiled. My wife, Hayley and I had discussed going to Cobbler's, our favourite nude beach, that day, but a weather report the night before had said it might rain. It was, however, 'perfect beach weather', as they say. Hayley was already up. I got up too and walked downstairs to the bathroom. Hayley w...

Shopping with Sue

by pantie_fan on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

You may want to read parts I and II before reading this story. In part I, James and Oliver had played a game with the blindfolded Claire (James's wife) which led to them having a brief threesome. Thereafter, Oliver and James agreed that they should do a repeat performance with his wife, Sue. The opportunity arises when James travels down to visit his friends...