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Funny Face

by Callicious on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

Nobody ever said she was a pretty baby, except for . . . well, the truth is, nobody ever said she was a pretty baby. She was born with a 'Port Wine Stain' on the right side of her face that started at her hairline and split her face almost evenly down the bridge of her nose, through the cleft of her upper lip and about a quarter of an inch below her bottom l...

Life as a Lucky WWE Fanboy Pt. 02

by Alexabeckylover on Oct 29, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Well, funny man?" Becky Lynch asks you again. "Why are you so tired?" You try to come up with a lie. After all, Becky Lynch is your favorite SmackDown superstar, and you don't necessarily want her to know you've just come from sleeping with another one. You have to think on your feet. You come up with a solution. She calls you funny man, right? You'll ju...

My New Neighbor

by Huedogg2 on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

The following events were too funny not to tell you guys about. My name is Ken Money, I had moved it my apartment about a year ago. It was cheap but nice and basically it was all I could afford. I had just gotten a divorce from Carol she had been my wife of 8 years. All being said marrying Carol had been the worst mistake of my adult life. Carol gave gold...

A Flight That'll Never Happen.

by DaddysGirl420 on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

I was flying to see my mom for a few days. Usually I stay home this time of year and my wife goes back east to visit with folks. I was nervous because I'm not a good flyer. I turned my bag in and headed to my gate. As I sat down and began to look through my carry on for my Dramamine I said I'm not a good flyer. It was no where to be found. I only had a few m...

Trish and Ashley humiliated

by Littleprincespanties1 on Apr 29, 2025

Trish And Ashley are in the ring Ashley did you see Torrie scream after what we did last week Ashley smiles I did Trish that Will teatch the bimbo Ashley laughing next thing Torrie music hits Torrie stood on the ramp so you two slutts think it was funny what you did to me do you both trish and Ashley laughing well you won’t find what ido to you both funny as...

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Interview with "Spanking Priest" Actor

by DeniseNoe on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

The Halfway House is an interested movie combining elements of horror, humor, and soft porn. I have a review of the movie here. One of the film's odd characters, Father Fogerty, is likely to raise thoughts of the recent sex scandals involving Roman Catholic priests, as Fr. Fogerty is a cleric who loves paddling the bottoms of naughty young ladies. I intervie...

Something About Gary

by Rebecca Welsh on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

Chapter 1 “Where the hell’s Gary?” Richard asked a few of his friends in one of the cramped corners of the rec room. It wasn’t like Gary to leave a party that had so many attractive women present, Richard thought to himself. Maybe Gary was in one of the bedrooms getting with one of them right now. Richard didn’t know. He figured he would look for his f...

Reflections

by Roytomkinson on Apr 8, 2019
Non-Erotic

Some of my reflections will have a sexual content, this one does not, most over the coming months will be around a thousand words and please, if you have the time, read what love means to me, and I would value your comments, negative, positive or otherwise, thank you. ***** Life is a funny thing, strange words you might think. Funny as in - Ha! Ha! - or fu...

Best friends

by Tyderp123 on Mar 19, 2015
Amateur

Characters Tyson Magana: 18 years old, white skin but Mexican ethnetacy medium curly black hair, black eyes and wears blue/black glasses. One of the four main characters. He is friendly and outgoing. Tallest of the four friends, stands at 6 feet and 4 inches. Is linebacker for his high school team. Has know the Brian since he was 9 and became friends with...

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A Girl With A Secret

by Robard on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

Chapter 1 Jessica lived in the same dorm as me and we took a few of the same classes. She was a little bit introverted but I was attracted to her. She wasn't the most beautiful girl I had ever seen but she was attractive; she had brown hair cut to her shoulders, and a slender but slightly muscular build. We started doing more stuff together and although we...