Nobody ever said she was a pretty baby, except for . . . well, the truth is, nobody ever said she was a pretty baby. She was born with a 'Port Wine Stain' on the right side of her face that started at her hairline and split her face almost evenly down the bridge of her nose, through the cleft of her upper lip and about a quarter of an inch below her bottom l...
"Well, funny man?" Becky Lynch asks you again. "Why are you so tired?" You try to come up with a lie. After all, Becky Lynch is your favorite SmackDown superstar, and you don't necessarily want her to know you've just come from sleeping with another one. You have to think on your feet. You come up with a solution. She calls you funny man, right? You'll ju...
The following events were too funny not to tell you guys about. My name is Ken Money, I had moved it my apartment about a year ago. It was cheap but nice and basically it was all I could afford. I had just gotten a divorce from Carol she had been my wife of 8 years. All being said marrying Carol had been the worst mistake of my adult life. Carol gave gold...
I was flying to see my mom for a few days. Usually I stay home this time of year and my wife goes back east to visit with folks. I was nervous because I'm not a good flyer. I turned my bag in and headed to my gate. As I sat down and began to look through my carry on for my Dramamine I said I'm not a good flyer. It was no where to be found. I only had a few m...
The Halfway House is an interested movie combining elements of horror, humor, and soft porn. I have a review of the movie here. One of the film's odd characters, Father Fogerty, is likely to raise thoughts of the recent sex scandals involving Roman Catholic priests, as Fr. Fogerty is a cleric who loves paddling the bottoms of naughty young ladies. I intervie...
Chapter 1 Jessica lived in the same dorm as me and we took a few of the same classes. She was a little bit introverted but I was attracted to her. She wasn't the most beautiful girl I had ever seen but she was attractive; she had brown hair cut to her shoulders, and a slender but slightly muscular build. We started doing more stuff together and although we...
Chapter 1 “Where the hell’s Gary?” Richard asked a few of his friends in one of the cramped corners of the rec room. It wasn’t like Gary to leave a party that had so many attractive women present, Richard thought to himself. Maybe Gary was in one of the bedrooms getting with one of them right now. Richard didn’t know. He figured he would look for his f...
Some of my reflections will have a sexual content, this one does not, most over the coming months will be around a thousand words and please, if you have the time, read what love means to me, and I would value your comments, negative, positive or otherwise, thank you. ***** Life is a funny thing, strange words you might think. Funny as in - Ha! Ha! - or fu...
Please give me the support of you vote. * A woman who opposes having anal sex, has a secret, anal sex agenda Other than in the realm of comedy, comedians, and comediennes, anal sex ain't no joke. To many, anal penetration is as series as vagina penetration. A serious matter, one that takes a lot of self-reflection prior anticipation for the woman to prope...
It was an average day. The weather that early April afternoon was average. The temperature in the office was average. Lingering somewhere in the high 60s. Maybe 70. Her daily to-do list was almost finished. It was about 3:30pm. She usually worked until 5pm. The same time that most of the other employees were there. She was not necessarily looking forward to...