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Funny You Should Ask

by FrancisMacomber on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

When I walked into the bar on Friday, I spotted Jack almost immediately and went over to hug him in that awkward way that men do. "Damn, Jack," I exclaimed, "It's been ten years and I still recognized you immediately -- you haven't changed a bit." "Neither have you," he replied. "I heard you got married. It looks like married life agrees with you." We fou...

Funny How Things Turn Out

by Freoman on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This is my first story. Apologies for the length but if you stick with it, hopefully you'll think it was worth it. Thanks. I first met Amy through a mutual friend and it was lust at first sight, at least from my point of view. At 5'7" with a tanned, athletic body I could imagine just picking her up and fucking her while I held her arse in my hands and h...

Funny How Things Turn Out Ch. 05

by Freoman on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Found this one harder to write and kinda lost my way a bit. Please let me know your thoughts. ***** Laura and I had agreed that we would go out with our friends separately on Friday night and if we happened to bump into each other then so be it but we weren't going to go looking for each other. We hadn't talked about exclusivity but I knew that I didn't w...

Funny How Things Turn Out Ch. 04

by Freoman on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I sat at the breakfast bar on Thursday morning reading the sport section of the newspaper, making my way through my bowl of muesli and I was so engrossed by the headlines that I didn't hear Laura until she was right behind me and her hand came to rest on my cock. "So, are you ever going to stick this in my pussy and fuck me or do I have to make do with you...

Funny How Things Turn Out Ch. 03

by Freoman on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Monday morning came around and I dragged myself out of bed feeling physically and mentally exhausted after the events of the weekend but I couldn't afford to throw a sickie as work was already piling up on my desk. As I opened my bedroom door I could hear the shower running, so realising Laura must have beaten me to it I headed downstairs to fix some breakfa...

Funny How Things Turn Out Ch. 02

by Freoman on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I woke up the next day with a banging head and a mouth like sandpaper and it took me several minutes just to open my eyes to the world outside. It was dark in my room but I could see light creeping in around the edge of my curtains so I knew I must be at least mid-morning as the sun doesn't rise early at this time of year. Groggily I dragged myself up and re...

Funny How Time Slips Away

by Stultus on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

Copyright© 2009,2012 by Stultus A Story in the Jake River's Willie Nelson Invitational Universe When a cheating wife ill-treats and leaves a struggling poor factory manager, sometimes the very best revenge in life is to live well! A tale of how karmic justice sometimes does work out for everyone. Any story codes are trivial and only implied. Genre: Romant...

Funny Business

by DawnJ on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

Dear Reader, this story is an experiment. The focus of this encounter is tickling as foreplay. I hope you will enjoy it. ***** 1 The door to his room was ajar, but she knocked anyway, because she didn't want to surprise him, especially if he were in some kind of compromising situation. She heard a distant "Come in!", and she closed the door behind her. "I...

Funny Business Ch. 01

by purfikt on Sep 13, 2017
Anal

Another long cross country flight stuck between an obnoxiously overperfumed elderly woman and a goth teen whose music, screaming out of his headphones, ripping into his brain, could be heard over the hum of the 737 engines. At least I'm over the engine and short lived if we crash, she thought. Maddie was on her way to the west coast for another manufacturing...

Funny Business Ch. 02

by purfikt on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

After the closet encounter, Maddie and Aiden went about their original networking plans at the trade show. But Maddie's mind was still on Aiden, Aiden's hands, Aiden's lips, Aiden's di... STOP IT!!!! You have work to do! Stop being such a slut! You've got a lunch lined up in 10 minutes for crying in the sink! Just as she realized she was yet again walking pa...