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Sex in Novels, What is it Good For?

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

[For the record, this is a completely amoral blog post—preaching morals gives me a headache and upsets my ulcer.] * 1. Sex. What is it good for? Were this a song parody, the next line would be "absolutely nothing." But, given that I've had bad experiences with song parodies, I will forgo that. But, seriously, sex ... why bother? I should point out now...

The Thai Maid Ch. 06

by victoria.vixen on Sep 19, 2017
Anal

FRIDAY, TWO MONTHS LATER As usual, I woke with the first light of the day, but on this morning I just couldn't bring myself to get out of bed right away. We found out yesterday that X is being transferred out of Bangkok; the company needs him elsewhere so our time here will soon come to an end. I looked around my room -- the maid's room. That's right, two...

A Washing Line Tale

by Lynabo on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

The short path that ran between two rows of backgardens was a regular part of young Alan's route home from work. On this particular long hot summer day, he was struck by a woman hanging out her washing. She was a shapely long-haired blonde, and was pinning a pair of black nylon panties to the line. Alan slowed, his heart pumping, and stared as much as he dar...

Creative Construction of Character

by Quint on Sep 19, 2017
How To

Let me make myself clear from the beginning so nobody can use this as "ammo" in feedback: my advice is not for everyone. I understand that no two writers are the same, and I accept this fact with good humor and without blame. Nevertheless, there are trademarks that certain authors may adopt for their own, and one of them is quality writing. This is a hassle...

The Game Ch. 09

by Sara and Ron on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

A Note to the Reader: Hello again cyber-reader of all things porn and smutty. I am writing to you because it has finally happened. I seem to have lost control of my characters, and they have gone on their own way, as they have threatened to do for awhile now. No one could be more surprised by this turn of events than I am. It seems that Sara and her band...

Disappearance at Bear Lake Vol. 01

by Nick_Faraway on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FOREWORD: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is an epistolary horror story, in the tradition of Stephen King's Carrie or Bram Stoker's Dracula. It's like the literary equivalent of a found-footage movie, I suppose. I'...

Reader, I Went Even Further ...

by silverslacker62 on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

In a previous report -- Reader, I Pimped His Cock -- Mrs X, proprietor of a website featuring mature women, told us how her sex life broadened, and led her on to her current career, when she indulged an itch to watch her husband, Ron, fucking other women. She bought him a blow job for his birthday and took part by licking out the hooker who delivered it, a...

The Thai Maid Ch. 04

by victoria.vixen on Sep 19, 2017
Group Sex

THURSDAY I stood in the kitchen, shaking with rage, and fought back my tears. In one hand, I held a butt plug. In the other, I gripped a blue dildo so large that I had trouble closing my fingers around it. A too-tight French maid's uniform squeezed my chest, my breath racing. A series of Polaroids posted on the refrigerator tells the story: The first Polar...

How to Write a Porn Review

by Sean Renaud on Sep 16, 2017
How To

Okay you want to know how to write a porn review? There are several reasons why this might interest you, perhaps you found a website that is willing to pay quality reviewers, maybe you just found a website that will ship you free porn if you're willing to write a report on it and maybe you're just curious. Whatever the case is I've got a pretty good formula...

How to Write a Novel

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Obviously, step one in writing a novel, get an idea. Authors get the question all the time: "How do you come up with your ideas?" Assuming you're not one, I can answer that: Formal viewpoint. Or a functional mentality. For example, Forbes Magazine had a front page cover about how al-Qaeda was losing money, and it suggested that Osama needed a new business...