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Goddess of Song - BONUS Story

by HazelRah on Jan 16, 2019
Novels and Novellas

Author's Notes: This short story happens right after the last chapter (but before the epilogue) in "Goddess of Song, Pt. 04". It is meant to be a funny short story. If you make it to the end, I have a few more thoughts about this series that I'd like to share. ***** David woke up with a throbbing pain in his right arm. He looked at the cast that covered...

Holiday Shopping

by joan658 on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

The bookstore was crowded with last minute holiday shoppers. I stood in a long checkout line and finally worked my way up to the front and was able to pay for my items. I was purchasing a few last minute presents, as well as, a book for myself. The checkout girl scanned the bar code on my book, then looked up at me with a knowing smile after noting the title...

Then Surely We

by Malraux on Jun 5, 2018
Loving Wives

Chapter 1: Gone Kyle Franklin narrating I didn't want to talk, so I blocked all phone numbers but family and work. For three months, I dealt with only Ayla and work. My phone rang. It jarred me awake. My mind was thick, my thinking was slow, and the ringing penetrated my thick skull. With a groan, I pushed the phone off the bed and rolled over, clutching...

Faith is a Funny Thing

by edsoames on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Note: this short story was originally written by me and posted using my pseudonym alice dee. I subsequently posted it to a number of cuckold sites using alicedee16 and some of my other login names including jacobmy and charlessinclair. --------------------------------------- "Know what your Mandy said when I offered to buy her a grand piano for her birthd...

Michelle's Story Ch. 02

by dawn1958 on Sep 14, 2017
Interracial Love

Please email me with your comments or suggestions, as I appreciate readers when they take the time to email. This short story was written for a special person and I hope these fantasies excite and satisfy her. I receive many requests from loyal readers to do stories for them but it takes me weeks to do a story properly. After receiving this request from Mic...

The Fall

by BuckyDuckman on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

A short story about being stood up at the altar told from the man's point-of-view. Comedy turns something sad into a tragedy with an unexpected twist. What could possibly be funny about a fish swimming to a wall? When the fish thinks, "Dam." As Mr. Gregory T. Johnson, seeing the hotel marquee welcoming Mr. & Mrs. Johnson felt like a sad reminder of my rec...

Heather and Betty's Naked Pool Day

by inafantasy on Mar 16, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

This fictional story contains two characters Heather and Betty that were in other stories of mine. I was so taken by how ditsy, slutty, and how funny they could be, I decided to write a short story featuring them. ********** It was a beautiful day, and friend Betty and I were sitting around the pool sunbathing naked. It was rare to be naked in the backyar...

Short Story 05

by sexgundam666 on Sep 19, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's Note: This is part of a series of short stories. They are written very quickly and are not edited. They are also VERY weird and are not for everyone. You have been warned. * "We are so lost," Catherine grumbled. "No, we're not. Just a little turned around is all," denied Bridget as she tapped on her GPS furiously. Catherine rolled her eyes and pu...

Esther's Story

by Tara_Neale on Sep 19, 2017
Novels and Novellas

CHAPTER ONE "It's a tradition," Esther reminded herself as she pulled the box from the top shelf. For twenty-five years, since her son Tommy was just two, she had decorated their house from top to bottom with ghosts, vampires and ghouls of all shapes and sizes. She, herself, would dress as a gypsy and read the cards for children of all ages in the neighborh...

Michelle's Story Ch. 03

by dawn1958 on Sep 14, 2017
Interracial Love

Please email me with your comments or suggestions, as I appreciate readers when they take the time to email. This short story was written for a special person and I hope these fantasies excite and satisfy her. I receive many requests from loyal readers to do stories for them but it takes me weeks to do a story properly. After receiving this request from Mic...