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I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute

by Quint on Sep 12, 2017
How To

Would a penis by any other name smell as sweet? Hi, I'm Quint. You may remember me from such exciting articles as "Proper Tuning and Maintenance of Your Pet Editor" and "Domming for Dummies: Get That Bitch Back in the Kitchen." A quick glance through the naughty section of your local thesaurus demonstrates that there are lots of words for fucking, and even m...

The Art of Writing Smut

by Boxlicker101 on Sep 14, 2017
How To

Writing smut, like any other kind of writing, takes a certain amount of skill and knowledge. Some writing skills are not required, such as establishing characters or plot development, because the only thing the dedicated readers of smut care about is graphic sex, and the more detailed it is, the better. Character is less important than the sizes of his cock...

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by GigglingGoblin on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Goblin's Note: I've had this idea bouncing in my head for a while now! Yeah, it's pretty dumb, but it made me giggle. ;D ~~~~ Trembling, I look over my shoulder. The door to the closet remains closed, locked, and barred with a broom. Honestly, I know I should work facing the door. That way, anybody who somehow makes it in won't be able to see what's on th...

TALES FROM THE GOON LORDS

by ACE THE GOON on Apr 22, 2025

The Smut-verse was vast the Goon lords ruling each world their twisted minds of imagination happened to visit. Thus from theses humble beginnings Goon Tales from the Smut-verse was born,Which came to open many different worlds of possibilities from the mind’s of each of the Goon Lords that graced the Smut-verse. Now the Smut-verse was not something fake it h...

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Sexual Encounters of the Teen World

by AsianFam on Apr 22, 2025

Hey all! So this story is going to be a collection of short smut scenes of the different characters you all know, love, and hate from Audrey's Bet. Here, below you can find the various characters and their smut scenes from there. If you want to make your own, add to a story or absolutely anything feel free to, if you need to contact me my messages are always...

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Days in the life of Jake, the Ancient Werewolf in a Fantasy Land

by Bengates on Apr 22, 2025

This first set of prompts is just to set the scene, reveal the ability of the Ai to do smut, and then we'll continue with some plot! Prompt 1: Jake, an ancient werewolf, walks into a room and finds two women loving each other. Their moans fill the air as he desires to join them. Ai Response: Jake, a werewolf, enters the room to find two women on the bed. The...

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Fantasy Island Ch. 01

by Starlit_kitten73 on Sep 5, 2018
BDSM

A/N: If you aren't into kink stories, just go ahead and shut this tab or back out of my story, please. This isn't for pure smut or anything, there is more to this story than kink, but it is a key part. Otherwise, enjoy and let me know what you think! Thank you! ***** Lauren looked around the terminal, noticing there was less than a handful of people waitin...

Choose Your Own Smut-venture

by Disneyfan1234 on Jan 3, 2019
Fan Fiction

Welcome to Choose Your Own Smut. This story is going to be modeled like a choose your own adventure book, but instead of adventure, you'll find smut. Lots of smut. Enjoy.What's next? Doctor Who Marvel DC I’m a guy Add a new chapter...

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Art of Erotica

by Quint on Sep 19, 2017
How To

You and I are here for a reason: smut. I write it, you read it; maybe you write some of your own as well, you poor masochist. Smut is a good thing: it lets us live our naughtiest fantasies without fear, effort, or the money it would take to get a girl to let us do THAT to her. It makes us happy. And, of course, it makes us horny and hopefully aids in the rel...

Like Magic

by Orange man on Dec 25, 2019
Fantasy

Merry Christmas, my fellow smut lovers! It's that time of the year when Santa plays peeping Tom on us, under the pretense of giving free gifts. Yeah, ya ain't fooling anyone, SANTA!. This is a story that got stuck in my head and refused to leave until I let it out the only I know how that is not having sex... Writing smut. I hope you enjoy this and enjoy the...

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